Though here's the thing:Kaboose the Moose said:You are not suggesting that aliens are trying to milk us from our butts are you?Subzerowings said:Let me anwer your question with another question: "If you saw a cow for the first time, what would be the point of pulling on her four long nipples?"
Perhaps our bums have mystical powers!
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Coz that's not milk...
1. Eat a load of fiber-rich food.
2. Look at poo.
3. Pour that shit into a cup.
4. Put in microwave.
Looks to me like you've got yourself a nice hot cup of chocolate milk.
Add some marshmallows, whipped cream and you've got a drink that the whole family can enjoy come next christmas.
Worked out really well for me.