Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[Aprilgold]

"Jesus loves me, this I know. For the Bible tells me so!"
"FATHER! Why have you forsaken me?"
"Fly little moth! FLY!"
"Talk, talk talk, but in the end they've got nothing to offer to society."
"Are you as strong as my daddy? Not unless you visit a Gatherer's Garden you aren't!"
"Come back when you get some money, buddy!"
"You always prtect me from the monsters."

I guess it's pretty obvious what my favourite game is...

I thought you were referencing 5 days a stranger, I am disapoint.

I guess mine is this.
"Brother, why did you kill me? I bandaged you while you were injured."
"Move aside boy, I am hear to fix this 'mistake' from this world."
"Father, what are you doing?? Father, FATHER NO, NOO, NOO!"
*Idle hits kid*

Either that or
"I'm sorry.. *cough*"
"Oh, god, WILL, what happened..?"
"He needed eyes, John, so he took *COUGH* So he took... My eyes. You can stop him, the radio mas!*URK*.... *Head lowers*
".... Rest in piece Doctor Will."

Finally.
"Are you kidding me? I FELL DOWN A ELEVATOR SHAFT THIS MORNING, I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE, YOU WON'T ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!"
"Oh please stop, whining like a child is no way to solve our perdicment."

And maybe.
'And then the New Prince shoved down the Arrogant man, and then the Arrogant Man knew the name of the king.'

Hint on Developer: Works on this website. And I remember every single line from those games, but not perfectly, and only know the death lines by great memory.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Annoying quote that I love: "What is a man?! A miserable pile of secrets!!"

Annoying quote I hate: "The cake is a lie."

no joke, I scream whenever I hear someone say that.

 

[Serenity Fallen]

Female Worgen + Fake Cockney accent + Terrible Dialogue = RAAAAAAAGE!

"Ain't you a chipper lookin' one?" Oh, why can't I stab you, NPC? Whyyy?

"That's enough gabbin' for me today..." Stop... stop, you're making me cry...

"Get gabbin' or get goin'!" AAAARGH! (Monitor smash)

 

[chadachada123]

No Ace Attorney?
"OBJECTION!" "HOLD IT!" and "TAKE THAT!"
Not so much annoying as just repetitive.

Also most of the lines from Spyro: Year of the Dragon because I used to play it endlessly.

"THAAANK YOUUUU!" and "BAAAIII!" from LoZ: Wind Waker. That Beadle.

While I'm thinking of Zelda...

"Mahboi, this peace is what ALL true warriors strive for!"
"I wonder what's for dinner?"
"Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!"
"I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!"
"Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough Rupees."
and of course
"SQUADALA! WE'RE OFF!"

And everything from Super Smash Bros 64.

I play too many old games ;

*I* just wonder what Ganon's up to...

For me, there is only one line that really pisses me off right now. I've been playing Star Fox 64 for the 3DS, and in Area 6, Peppy has some missiles behind him and asks for help. I'm fast enough to take out each missile right as it appears, and he cuts in with "What's taking you so long, Fox?!" when there is a slight pause in the missiles, meaning most times there are NO MISSILES AT ALL ON SCREEN.

Fuck you, Peppy. I hate you.

 

[aristos_achaion]

On the bad side: "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"

I never really developed that much animosity for that one...I guess I just stopped listening to NPCs in Bethesda games somewhere in the middle of Oblivion.

Now, the one I *really* hate from New Vegas:

[Scene: mid-level Courier, sneaking through Cazador or Deathclaw country]
*sneak*
*sneak*
Duh-duh-duuuh-DUUHH-DAAAH!
*ED-E flies off on suicidal rampage*

 

[ecoho]

the harbinger from mass effect 2. If I ever hear "this hurts you" again, someone is loosing a limb

this hurts you!

No Ace Attorney?
"OBJECTION!" "HOLD IT!" and "TAKE THAT!"
Not so much annoying as just repetitive.

Also most of the lines from Spyro: Year of the Dragon because I used to play it endlessly.

"THAAANK YOUUUU!" and "BAAAIII!" from LoZ: Wind Waker. That Beadle.

While I'm thinking of Zelda...

"Mahboi, this peace is what ALL true warriors strive for!"
"I wonder what's for dinner?"
"Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!"
"I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!"
"Lamp oil? Rope? Bombs? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough Rupees."
and of course
"SQUADALA! WE'RE OFF!"

And everything from Super Smash Bros 64.

I play too many old games ;

i surprised this didnt make your list with the zelda quotes " WELL EXCUSE ME PRINCESS!"
but the bane of my being would be the words "YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN!" tell me how the fuck would i not no ive just died please tell me i want to fucking know!

 

[Machiavellian007]

That quote would have made Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone a thousand times better.

 

[1nfinite_Cros5]

Get up on the Hydra's BACK!

 

[Farotsu]

"Fox, get this guy off me!" x million.
"There is no glory in pointless defeat!" Yeah I get it you guys are so full of yourselves that you have to say something like that but does it really have to be EVERY DAMN TIME?

 

[wall5970]

From "Resident Evil"... Jill is in a jail cell... Chris says something along the lines of "Don't go anywhere".

Of fucking course not.

 

[AceTrilby]

'ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE!!!'

Special thanks to every single enemy in Mass Effect.

 

[wall5970]

"Pipooooooooooooo!" - from "Overblood" (PS1)

 

[Yugeky20]

Toad: "The Princess is in another castle"
Enough said

 

[PolloDiablo]

I just remembered, in Assassins Creed 2

"Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here!"

"FUCKING SHUT UP DA VINCI, CANT YOU SEE I'M BUSY COLLECTING TREASURE CHESTS AND DOING SIDE MISSIONS. I HEARD YOU THE FIRST HUNDRED TIMES"

"..."

"..."

"Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here!"

---That and half the things the NPCs say. Just so repedative.

Holy god yes. Nothing will ever replace that line in my mind. Hate that game so much.

It's almost as bad as "WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUES!"

 

[Spawny0908]

"Your health is low, do you have any potions? Or Food?"

Oh god no! Now that's stuck in my brain!

LOL! Sorry!

 

[shadowsoul222]

Although it's not really annoying just repetitive: "There's more where that came from!" - courtesy of Atton from KotOR 2

 

[Nikolaz72]

"His a whore, mad dog killer for the highest bidder"

"Wanna put out an oilfire, you set off a big explosion right next to it, snuffs out the flame" -MW2

I found myself to be one of the few people enjoying the campaign. Even if it was short. I think people found it hib to hate. Still, 'some' of those quotes I found made little to no sense.

 

[Gennaroc]

Carlson and Peteeeeeerrrrrrrrsssss!!!!
-godamn Double H from Beyond good and evil....

 

[JackandTom]

"Salute, Ser Ezio. Shall we take a look at the list?"
30 years later...
"Salute, Ser Ezio. Shall we take a look at the list?"
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-p5fEFU0v5_4/TkgsjFUURpI/AAAAAAAAAGI/x5ECLu2xN4o/s1600/RAGE-face.jpg

 

[Racecarlock]

"Blah blah blah command post"
Both star wars battlefront games

"Some varmint just stole my horse"
"I'm herbert MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
Red Dead Redemption

And then there's the stupidest yet most repeated line in every RTS ever made.

"Your army is under attack"

No shit? The army I sent right into the center of an enemy base to destroy it is under attack? Fuck, and I thought they'd casually sit by and watch while I destroyed the entire base. How foolish of me.