Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[userwhoquitthesite]

[HEADING=1]I... NEVER... DIE![/HEADING]
Fuck that guy. Soldier all the way

 

[allmadeup]

There's one quote I always remember, but it's not an annoying quote... in fact it may be one of my favourite quotes from one of my favourite video game scenes of all time...

"May the rats eat your eyes! I am now lost to your cause! The darkness comes... it will damn us all!"

I fucking love that game - in lieu of a sequel, if ever there was a gaming more deserving of a HD remake on PS3/360, I haven't heard of it. It is a game that needs to be played by more people...

 

[Greenstripe0]

Hey Fox get this guy off me!

*proceeds to shoot slippy*

Ah I'm hit!

*accidentally shoots the bogey off him*

Thanks fox, I thought they had me.

Just...just...*sigh*. Guess slippy survived another incident of 'accidental' friendly fire.

 

[personap3p]

Come Alice! Don't dawdle! You've already missed the train!

And...

Did you see that, Shinji?!

 

[Jabbawocky]

Shenmue 2:

Arm Wrestler: "Don't expect me to go easy on ya."
Ryo: "Didn't ask you to."
Arm Wrestler: "AHHH! YOU'D WISH YA DID!"

 

[jurwell]

'Requiescat in pace' Was cool the first time, two games worth of it and a third on the way and it'll probably make me want to die.

 

[sixkiller5]

dear humanity we regret coming to earth we regret being alien bastards and we most definitly regret the corps just blew up our raggidy ass fleet! ho haa. halo 2

 

[JesterRaiin]

"You must gather your party before venturing forth".

In our language it went like this :

 

[EHKOS]

A hero desires a sword. *proceeds to get ass kicked and ringed out by giant men with exposed hearts*

 

[Harbinger_]

"Well excuuuuuuuuse me princess" - Legend of Zelda

 

[Lucifus]

"Stop! Dont open that door!"

"What is it?"
"Blood.....I hope its not Chris blood."

"Its a weapon. Its really powerful against living things!"

"Spawn more overlords"

"Hey Listen"

And almost any line from house of the dead.

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

It's almost as bad as "WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUES!"

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?! NOOOOOOO!

From APB: "JOKER AMMO!"

 

[Silva]

"Whut're you BUYIN'?". ~ Resident Evil 4.

Possibly an attempt at an Australian accent on the part of the weird Merchant there.

 

[k-ossuburb]

Don't be slow, I'm ready to go!

WORST. GAME. EVER.

 

[Mr Companion]

Hey come in, don't stand there!
How did I manage that?
Get out of here stalker! Get out of here stalker! Get out of here stalker!

 

[varulfic]

Salazar: "I've sent my right hand to dispose of you."

Leon: "Your right hand comes off?"

...Zing?

Ugh.

Resident Evil 4, I'm gonna let you finish, but that was the lamest joke of all time.

 

[Epicspoon]

AAAAAHAHAHAHA!! I LOVE BOOBIES!!

I was rolling. cookie if you can name the game this is from. even better because google won't help with something like this.

 

[Mr Companion]

The Fiends in New Vegas seem to only have two taunts.

"When I find you, I'm going to eat your spleen!"
"YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD?!"

I want this ones head on a fucking plate!

 

[AMMO Kid]

TIME TO DIE! from Crackdown. No seriously. EVERYONE in that game says it a million times!!!!! Then the other day I was playing Dead Island and someone said it.

Needless to say I almost put my controller through my TV.