Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

That crazy screaming guy from Mass Effect.

 

[Eveonline100]

The Harbringer. Every thing he says when taking over guys. Ugh, he's annoying.

Also:

"Stop right there, citizen"!

Wait, how did you know I stole that apple when it's hidden in my backpack? And what the hell are you doing with that sword? Wait, it was just an apple! Just an apple! (slices head off)

well you now you know why NOBODY fucks with the oblivion police deparment as THEY will find your ass.

 

[Fenra]

"Youu Pay Thisss Muchhh!"... well ok pretty much everything that damn lizard shopkeeper in starfox adventures says but that line in particular hurt and its stuck in my brain! Don't beleive how bad it was?

Spoiler

Watch the first minite and 50 odd seconds of that (the rest of the video doesnt really matter, was just the only video I could find that featured him) if you can bare the voice, still makes me shudder

 

[WeAreStevo]

You know, I'm shocked that nobody included ANYTHING that Ellis says in L4D2...

I want to bash my head through a window every time...

Also: "Leoooooooooon! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" God...I can't stand Ashley from RE:4

 

[ScrubberDucky]

"You don't have to call me master you know"
"I shall work on that, master"

D:<

EDIT: Another one:
"I've fought mubcrabs more fearsome than you!"

Diiid you just quote HK-47 as annoying? That's a paddlin'.

 

[Denariax]

You have no dignity.

Too slow! One.. two.. the end!

Keep it classy. Rolling... thunda!

 

[Wolfz.]

LARIAAAAAAAT

 

[Luke5515]

Not exactly annoying, but the merchant from resident evil 4
What do ya need? Stranger?
Not enough cash, stranger
Over here, stranger

 

[Death God]

"Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Don't get me wrong, I love MGS but does he have to do that EVERY TIME I DIE?!

 

[Steven Biehler]

In sonic heroes
"Let's show him the REAL super-power of friendship"
I literally dropped the controller and walked away

IN Assassins creed 2
"It's a me Mario!!"

 

[Soviet Heavy]

"What can you tell me about X?"

EVERY SINGLE THING Shepard asks starts with that.

 

[Atticus Marker]

Oh dang, nevermind, I didn't see that someone had already done "Enemies Everywhere!" from Mass Effect.
"What's the dealio?" said by a man being hijacked in GTA3.

 

[The Becker]

Thralls Balls
nuf said

 

[Denamic]

Now bear my arctic blast!

 

[Tuesday Night Fever]

Also: "Leoooooooooon! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" God...I can't stand Ashley from RE:4

Gawd, I can't stand her screeching either.

But honestly, most of the speech in that game is facepalm-worthy to varying degrees.

"Where's everyone going, Bingo?"
"Your right hand comes off?"
"I knew you'd be fine if you landed on your butt!"
"Forgot the name, eh? A senior moment, perhaps?"

And how could I forget this gem of a conversation...

"Sadler, you're small-time!"
"Writhe in my cage of torment, my friend."

 

[nin_ninja]

"Sanity is for the WEAK!"

NNNNNNNNNNNCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

 

[Greni]

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

"Sure, I can do that! ...All done!" - NWN2 BTW

"I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the cit-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"

 

[SweetNess_666]

"I've sent my right hand after you"

"Your right hand comes off?"

O dear Leon o dear

 

[Alaster Angelo]

COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION.