Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[Canadamus Prime]

"Hey Listen!!!!!"
Why won't you shut up!!

Because you keep pressing the C^ button. If you'd leave that button alone you wouldn't have to listen to her.

OT: "I like shorts."
Particularly memorable because it was immediately followed by a Pokemon Trainer battle with the NPC who uttered it.

 

[DanteLives]

Vital testing apparatus destroyed.

 

[Images]

Carth Onassi shouting "DOWN YOU GO!" in Kotor

Bad guys in ME shouting "ENEMIES ARE EVERYWHERE!"

 

[Magicmad5511]

In Halo Reach on the last level.
Carter:Stay low. Let me draw the heat. Just deliver that package.

The first time I barely noticed it but after attempting to get the "If they cam to hear me beg" achievement it bugs me. Having done the achievement(to kill an elite with an assassination to survive a fall) in the process I ended up jumping off a cliff and dieing about 40 times and every time that line was repeated.

 

[TheScientificIssole]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... And I'm all outta gum

No Duke, shut up. I don't want any bubblegum in the first place. I know many people like that quote, but it's like knives drilling into my ear.

Duke Nukem didn't even say it first.

 

[JemothSkarii]

"blah blah blah blah blah, you know?"
"words words words, you know?"
"dialogue, you know?"
Darn that Final fantasy 10!

I believe Raijin in Final fantasy VIII suffered that syndrome.

OT: "...I, Lord Prescott, will lead you to a new age as NEW AMERICANS"

Cookies for whoever knows what game that's from.

 

[Frozen_Flame]

Speaking of Final Fantasy X - Tidus's laugh.

Makes my ears bleed.

 

[blargenspargle]

"There they are! Eggman's robots!"

From Sonic Heroes

 

[Seventh Actuality]

Doctor Kleiner's "My relief is almost palpable!" in Half Life 2. That's a shitty, shitty line.

 

[aizenmyoo]

"My money... my moneeyyy..." from when you kill the first boss/target in Tenchu. I just think of it whenever I have to pay a lot of money for something.

 

[Samoftherocks]

Everything Navi said ever...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... And I'm all outta gum

No Duke, shut up. I don't want any bubblegum in the first place. I know many people like that quote, but it's like knives drilling into my ear.

Duke Nukem didn't even say it first.

I don't think there's a single line that Duke utters that didn't come from somewhere else.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

'Keep your feet on the ground!' Says the dwarven FLIGHTMASTER in WOW...I don't even...I always want to follow it with 'and your ass in the air' for some reason o,o

Also EDI 'Launching Probe' fffffffffffffffffffffu

 

[Dawns Gate]

"Assuming direct control"

How about I assume you shut the fuck up!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. YOU. PASS. THAT. STORE.
My God, why would they do that?

 

[Darth Whitey]

"Door's open. Let's go" - the random quote that haunts the dark recesses of your mind.

and just pick any random line out of a dancing game you've had the unfortunate pleasure of playing, DC, DDR, JD, etc..

Where as these (I think at least) are at least tolerable, the one thing I could not stand as I played it, was the Crackdown omnipresent narrator's constant chiming in on things I did not need to know. XD
"Good job Agent".
[You all know you stopped and thought for a second when you heard "... the Shai Gen's enigmatic Wang"]

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

Self-explainatory thread title. I'll start:

"Heh heh heh heh! Thank you."

What are ya buyin?

 

[darthal]

Johnsons repeated, "I Love the corps"
Or is it Apone from Aliens, i get those guys mixed up all the time, them being the exact same character and all.
Oh and "Taffer" from Thief, it's gotten so bad i've started using alongside frak

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Any line in Catherine.

"I don't have time to be dead!"

That, and "NO WAAAAAY!!!"

 

[darthal]

"FOR THE EMPRAH!

I'm pretty sure i don't need to explain which game this little gem came from..

Hey there is nothing wrong with a healthy dose of getting your EMPRAH! on, it's still better than being a guardsmen, who actually say
"The Space Marines are coming, Run AWAY!"