Anonymous Declares War on Snow

SenseOfTumour

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so the headline could have been:

Anonymous battle against white supremacy.

Opportunity wasted to be like a tabloid :D

NOTE: please dont be like a tabloid.
 

teisjm

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Greg Tito said:
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Keep in mind that we do not know if this is a real initiative from a member of Anonymous or 4chan, or if someone is satirizing the group by co-opting its slogans and modus operandi for this counter attack on the weather terrorism that snow has subjected on the world.
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As far as i know anon, theres no real membership or anything, they are anonymous, and membertship is not required or something you can have, if someone posts something in teh name of anon, it's as close as you can get to a member posting it.
Anon is not teh same group of people today as it is tomorrow, they don't neccecerily have teh same goals today as they do tomorrow, or they had yesterday.
It's more like a force of internet-nature. some randon/anonymous person starts something, and sometimes it gets rolling like a snowball effect, sometimes it don't.
Theres no-one in a position of power calling the shots, theres no power structure at all.
Hence, you cannot "fake" it.

This describes it a bit deeper.

As for the snow, I vote for an armed assault.
Everyone grab blowdriers and extention chords, and assault the snow head on.
AS logic dictates, the further away from your door you fight it, the more extention chord you'll need to keep your blowdrier high on juice.
 

AwayFromKeyboard

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Has anyone considered that anon might just be taking the piss the entire way?
Someone should send this to a mainstream media organisation and see what happens.
 

Patrick West

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really? are you serious
sure while we are at it lets all punch god in the face (the smug bastard deserves)
well this made my day
 

EricBC

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I wonder if rain counts as snow to them? I would fully support an attack on rain, since the rain clouds are preventing me from staring at tonight's lunar eclipse.
 

BehattedWanderer

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I have done my part. Snow does not venture here, lest it be destroyed by what we refer to as the "Fuck, it's hot!" phenomenon.
 

Asuka Soryu

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rokkolpo said:
Asuka Soryu said:
Just because you close your eyes and pretend something's not there, won't stop it from being there.
Actually...
During the time you close your eyes there is no way to be sure if it's there or not.
So it might aswell not be there.
So if I shoot you in the shoulder while your eyes are closed, it won't have happened? So you won't feel it.
 

rokkolpo

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Asuka Soryu said:
rokkolpo said:
Asuka Soryu said:
Just because you close your eyes and pretend something's not there, won't stop it from being there.
Actually...
During the time you close your eyes there is no way to be sure if it's there or not.
So it might aswell not be there.
So if I shoot you in the shoulder while your eyes are closed, it won't have happened? So you won't feel it.
That's different, that's beyond observation.
If hit by a bullet you can still feel it hurt you or hear the bullet. and you because you observed the bullet hitting me.

But snow could easily be ignored by closing your eyes, and while your eyes are closed there is no way to tell if it is really snowing.

It's called the quantum theory. (in a nutshell)
 

Smallells

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This isn't Anonymous! It's obviously a satirical piece.
I mean, look, perfect grammar! Not ONE spelling mistake!