Anonymous Declares War on Snow
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I don't know whether to feel pity or fear in response to discovering just how many people out there have a complete lack of ability to detect satire. Honestly, it's one of those shock moments when I read through the comments section. We all have our weaknesses but I just want to sit one of these people down and say "How do you not know this is a joke? Seriously how?" If you thought the war on snow image had even the slightest possibility of being created for any serious motive or goal, I'm talking to you. Our future looks bleak.
Last I checked, The North Face keeps you WARM.Lem0nade Inlay said:
Shouldn't they be attacking ice cubes or something?
yes i too hate snow i remember going for a walk through a pass in a bunch of hills and about a quarter of the way up the vanguard of our great enemy was spotted landing on the ground from its massive transport and production clouds
the other members of my party said gosh isn't that pretty to which i replied no it is snow just wait if you think this is bad you will be dismayed by what comes
we pushed on in face of our enemy as we approached the cairn at the top of the pass the largest of our enemies clouds was blotting out the sun so large was the assault and the snow forces were so numerous that only a few meters was visible before being blotted out by the troops of the snow army but we trudged on and the assault worsened until one of our number fell a small victory for the snow
i grabbed my comrade and began to drag her through the fallen snow flakes until we reached a fortified bunker that the snow could not breach and used the facilities there to revive our fallen compatriot
as the battle raged on the the flakes of snow began to falter perhaps the corpses of their number gathered into great drifts weakened their resolve
we seized our chance to carry the battle and exited the bunker with other parties who had joined us in our defense where upon a valorous march we gained our objective the bottom of the pass to the territories not controlled by the armies of snow and so ended the battle called small blizzard
this shows how great worthy and dangerous an enemy snow is and how we must gather all our might to bring the fight to the enemy so far their attacks are predictable though still devastating but anon for all its wisdom in in error to fight snow our intelligence services must be able to predict its attacks and we must use all our modern tools and technology against our great and oldest of foes
the other members of my party said gosh isn't that pretty to which i replied no it is snow just wait if you think this is bad you will be dismayed by what comes
we pushed on in face of our enemy as we approached the cairn at the top of the pass the largest of our enemies clouds was blotting out the sun so large was the assault and the snow forces were so numerous that only a few meters was visible before being blotted out by the troops of the snow army but we trudged on and the assault worsened until one of our number fell a small victory for the snow
i grabbed my comrade and began to drag her through the fallen snow flakes until we reached a fortified bunker that the snow could not breach and used the facilities there to revive our fallen compatriot
as the battle raged on the the flakes of snow began to falter perhaps the corpses of their number gathered into great drifts weakened their resolve
we seized our chance to carry the battle and exited the bunker with other parties who had joined us in our defense where upon a valorous march we gained our objective the bottom of the pass to the territories not controlled by the armies of snow and so ended the battle called small blizzard
this shows how great worthy and dangerous an enemy snow is and how we must gather all our might to bring the fight to the enemy so far their attacks are predictable though still devastating but anon for all its wisdom in in error to fight snow our intelligence services must be able to predict its attacks and we must use all our modern tools and technology against our great and oldest of foes
I suspect this might be... >_>... :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
But anyways, I rather like snow, I rather prefer it to overbearing heat!
But anyways, I rather like snow, I rather prefer it to overbearing heat!
OH, yay! that's just what I need, 4chan telling everyone to forego winter clothes when the snow arrives!
I've been telling people to do that for years, but do they listen? No!
Although, In fairness, I don't hate the snow, I merely strip down in it to assert dominence over the colder forces of nature...
I've been telling people to do that for years, but do they listen? No!
Although, In fairness, I don't hate the snow, I merely strip down in it to assert dominence over the colder forces of nature...
in other words it's just a post, or maybe a threadGreg Tito said:
if I want to know what 4chan thinks is funny this week I'll go there, or ask someone what they thought was funny 5 years ago
Heh. Good trolling.
This is actually pretty damn funny. I approve.
Gosh darn it snow, we will have our payback!
This is actually pretty damn funny. I approve.
Gosh darn it snow, we will have our payback!
Anonymous... gotta love em'
No seriously you gotta love them. They are always watching and they will hack your pictures of lolcats away from you if you oppose them.
No seriously you gotta love them. They are always watching and they will hack your pictures of lolcats away from you if you oppose them.
that's pretty funny, i don't see how this would be trolling unless someone is trolling anonymous. if they are, my hat's off to them cause anyone that can troll a troll is just awesome
"Collusion with frozen precipitation"? Are they going to go after hail next? Can't wait to hear their plan for that.
Just because you close your eyes and pretend something's not there, won't stop it from being there.
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Of course it's a damn joke.
Of course it's a damn joke.
This is one of the stupidest hacker groups I have ever heard of. I got angry from the amount of stupidity in this article. It's not the WeatherNetwork that summons snow, it's nature. I couldn't hit my head hard enough if I smashed it through a brick wall!
lets see what these HARDCORE harcker Pr0s r up 2 now
A WAR ON SNOW??!?""?"?"
do they think its fasist or a dictatorship
FUCKING IDIOTS
they can take on corparations and coverments but scared of frozen water....?
A WAR ON SNOW??!?""?"?"
do they think its fasist or a dictatorship
FUCKING IDIOTS
they can take on corparations and coverments but scared of frozen water....?