Answer the poster's question above you then post one for the next person.

[username sucks]

Yes. My thought before I read your post was "man, taco goes through a lot of avatars".

Why doesn't the Earth's gravity pull space into the atmosphere?

 

[Basement Cat]

Because space sucks.

When the Escapist was recently bought did the rules change in any way?

 

[username sucks]

Nope.

If space sucks, why doesn't the Earth get sucked into space?

 

[Basement Cat]

I'll have to consult with you Mom: She's the expert on licking.

How much pain will I feel when Tizzy 'whacks' me next time?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You won't feel anything, you'll be dead.

What's going to be the next big video gaming outrage?

 

[Basement Cat]

Halo 5: Invasion of the Ponies!

Has anyone seen Evil Smurf lately? I haven't in days.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I just saw him today.

When will my addiction to this site end?

 

[Basement Cat]

Never. It's like your hobby with Cool Whip topping, but without the embarrassing, secret shame.

Why is the sky blue, Mommy/Daddy?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because It is very sad son.

Why is everything complicated?

 

[Basement Cat]

Because Talking Barbie Dolls from the 90's were programmed to say--among other things--"Math is hard!"

When will the computer shop guy call me and tell me the repair part for my computer has arrived?

 

[username sucks]

When the part has arrived.

How do I get more spare time?

 

[Basement Cat]

Quit your day job to do nothing but play games, surf the Escapist, and starve to death.

Why does that almost sound like an appealing scenario?

 

[Ruedyn]

Because of the chip in your brain, that emits nothing but pleasure every time you say the word Escapist.

Why does Sally sell seashells down by the seashore?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because she needed money on account of her crippling debts

Why did the lights go out?

 

[Owen Robertson]

Because I decided it would be a good idea to plug a European appliance into a North American socket.
Why did the dinosaurs die out?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because it was a government conspiracy to make us stop wanting time travel

Do you know what my Christmas avatar will be?

 

[MrCollins]

Either Santa with a Taco hat, or a Taco with a Santa Hat. I'm unsure as to what would be most delicious.

why do doughnuts have to die?

 

[Basement Cat]

Because we plug holes in them.

Will The Hobbit get fair reviews or be judged in comparison to the LotR trilogy?

 

[MrCollins]

When reviewing a film, is it not fair to take in consideration the previous work of the same director, crew, and production house, when making a film set in the same universe with some of the same characters?

Will the recommendations made by Lord Justice Leveson ever be made into law?