Answer the poster's question above you then post one for the next person.

[Dr.Susse]

It's a sign of the lamageddon.

What is up with airline food?

 

[Basement Cat]

I'll ask the new members of the Mile High Club when they get back from the restroom.

Has the world ended, this 21st of December, where you are?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

No, but there's a rumor going on at my school that some stuff's going to happen...

Would you sacrifice your life for the lives of the many?

 

[MrCollins]

It depends, is it the many I know? In which case, probably.
But I would not die for a bunch of people I don't know who never affected my life.

Have you finished your Christmas shopping

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Always has, always will be

Would seeing my real face be startling?

 

[Basement Cat]

Yes, especially if you're breathtakingly attractive.

Have you seen my new Game Forum picture/comment thread?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Yes, I just posted in it

Do you apply force in a vertical direction?

 

[Basement Cat]

That depends on what page of the Kama Sutra my girlfriend and I are on.

Were you kinda disappointed that the world didn't end on Dec 21st?

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Not as disappointed as I was when it didn't end on Dec 31st, 1999.

What's the next doomsday date in line, anyway?

 

[Basement Cat]

April 15th. I believe that's the final day to file my taxes.

Do you enjoy visiting my new MEME/Picture thread? I keep looking it up for the fun of it. I can't wait until it's this long then I can spend all my free time visiting and re-reading that thread!

 

[username sucks]

I would take it from whoever is offering it.

Why?

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

Why ask why? Try Bud Dry.

Have you ever seen a Witch Nun?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Maybe She was old.

Are old women witches?

 

[username sucks]

Nope. Only women with green skin.

Is it time to invade the sun yet?

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

This would be an awful time to invade the sun! We need to wait until spring when the stores are stocked up on coconut scented sun block.

Who is going to have a hang over on January 1st?

 

[username sucks]

Pretty much everyone except people who don't drink (that would be me).

What is on the dark side of the moon?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Space Dragons.

Why is the rum gone? [http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=JImcvtJzIK8&gl=CA]

 

[Basement Cat]

Because I've been drinking away my sorrows!

Did you know that the Mods deliberately sank my thread Let us remember the Banned [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.396604-Poll-Let-us-remember-The-Banned] and in doing so they've deprived me of achieving 10,000 views and winning my Hot Topic badge?!?!?!?

Woe is me!