Answer the poster's question above you then post one for the next person.

[PsychicTaco115]

Because only the royalty have use of such dark colors!

Who watches the Watchmen?

 

[Basement Cat]

Nixon.

On Ren & Stimpy, what is Log?

 

[Basement Cat]

Rich coffee with lots of sugar and laced with and Belgium chocolate liqueur.

Why does the rain fall down instead of into space?

 

[yuval152]

Gravity.

Who is the best gaming critic?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Myself, while raging

Will man be able to colonize other planets?

Also: YOU'RE BACK!

 

[Kae]

Because science doesn't have it's priorities straight.

If you had a time machine where would you go first?

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

To visit the dinosaurs cause I always wanted to met one.

Will we ever get a man on the sun?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Yes, because the sun will have to extinguish sometime!

Why are people getting stupider?

 

[Basement Cat]

Because it's an election year.

Why do redheads often have freckles?

 

[yuval152]

Because of the pigment in their skin.

Who is the first man to land on the moon?

 

[Kae]

The pilot was Michael something I can't remember his name, the one that walked on it first was Neil Armstrong obviously.
[sup][sup]EDIT: It was Collins, Michael Collins X_x[/sup][/sup]

What is on the dark side of the Moon?

 

[C F]

A barren wasteland where none dare to tread.

Who is best Sith Lord?

 

[Basement Cat]

Cigarettes.

Which tastes better--chocolate or vanilla ice cream?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Chocolate, any other ice cream is immediatly inferior (in the original trifecta of ice cream sense)

Who is John Galt?

 

[Euryalus]

Damnit Taco that's supposed to be an answer!
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What's my middle name!

 

[Basement Cat]

Olly olly oxen free.

Will you go trick or treating this year?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Why would Slenderman need candy? He only wants your SOUL

Can I have your autograph?