Answer the poster's question above you then post one for the next person.

[Basement Cat]

Not any more. The twelve packs I could handle, but the cases gave me hangovers and I can't affords fifths worth drinking.

Are you going to watch the presidential debate tonight or just check out the commentary when it's over?

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

No. I was doing homework. I am writing in Brigid for president.

What will your Halloween costume be?

 

[Basement Cat]

Mother Nature hasn't said and I'm too old fashioned to ask a lady what her age is.

How far does the moon move away from the earth every year?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because their toes are chilly but want to look fashionable!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Basement Cat]

None. I shot, skinned, and roasted the rodent. I am living in Alabama. When in Rome...

Which language is not a major Romance language: French, Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, Romanian, Tagalog, Occitan, or Catalan?

 

[StormShaun]

None of the above except italian. ***** please it's my opinion... xD

How old is Taco and Tizzy's baby!?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

We had a baby? How drunk was I?

I DENY THE ALLEGATIONS, I AM NOTTHE FATHER!

Do you have any spare change?

 

[karcentric]

I have $255 of change actually... Really need to take it to the bank. But it weighs so much.

When are you most excited?

 

[Basement Cat]

Right before my premature ejaculation occurs. I'll NEVER make it to home base!

When did it last rain where you live?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

A metric f**k-ton

What is the Matrix?

 

[Bonewood]

A Simulation of the 1990's
In Your Opinion what are the 4 greatest bands ever?

 

[Basement Cat]

Wrist cuffs, ankle cuffs, mouth balls, and gimp suits.

Do you believe that "Jedi'ism", which is based on Star Wars, will survive long enough to be recognized as a 'legitimate' religion by anyone else other than the Internal Revenue Service?

 

[Basement Cat]

The preteens are covered by their parent's medical insurance.

Why are there ancient pyramids in South America as well as Africa and Asia?

 

[karcentric]

Not here.

When was the last time you randomly high-fived someone?

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

Prom night, after we buried the bodies.

What's the difference between a chipmunk and a squirrel?