Answer the poster's question above you then post one for the next person.

[Basement Cat]

Swiss cheese.

[HEADING=1]I LOVE your new avatar!!![/HEADING]

Ahem.

Who's likely to make the first manned mission to Mars?

 

[Euryalus]

North korea


What's the meaning of life

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Life has no meaning, so your question is invalid

Why can't I hold all these fruit?

 

[Bonewood]

You are too busy holding a typewriter

Should I play the Megadrive or the SNES?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

The SNES; Mario never forgets...

Was I born this way?

 

[Basement Cat]

Lady Gaga was.

What was Donkey Kong's problem?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

He could never get enough bananas

Why is Nicki Minaj still popular?

 

[Basement Cat]

He isn't. I honestly don't have a single clue who Nicki Minaj (perhaps I should have said she?) is.

Why are the Smoky Mountains called that?

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Because the guy who started calling them that used to sell them 40 fags a day from his shop.

How come in the 70s and beyond Fred, Daphne and Velma began understand what Scooby-Doo said?

 

[Basement Cat]

Because they started smoking the same stuff Shaggy was smoking.

Does anyone remember the girl's band t.A.T.u.?

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

Oh, yeah. They pretended to be lesbian lovers to titillate guys but both of them were actually straight and had boyfriends.

How many fingers am I holding up?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

5 hyper bazillion years

Can I be your friend?

 

[Basement Cat]

Sure, just push the button.

Why can you hear the ocean when you hold a seashell to your ear?

 

[Rose and Thorn]

Because my mother told me this when I was very young and I believed her. I think I heard it has something to do with the blood vessels in the ear and the noices from your surroundings while your ear is inside the shell. All I know is it works.

Do you believe in life after love?

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough
WOOOO!

What is the meaning of a kangaroos life?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Nothing, because kangaroos are jerks

Who's the very best?

 

[Basement Cat]

Your mother is, just ask any guy![footnote]Please don't report me to the Mods.[/footnote]

Which color combination make purple?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

It's all good!

OT: White and Violet

Do you even lift?