Answer the poster's question above you then post one for the next person.

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Always.

Do you like where you're living now?

 

[thesilentman]

Yep.

How are you going to change the world?

 

[Dead Seerius]

Lead the Antarctic Revolution! (Those polar bears have had it coming.)

Why are you feeling the urge to blink all of a sudden?

 

[Basement Cat]

Damn you!

...yawn...?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Nope it's only five thirty.

Where did the roll go in Rock & Roll?

 

[Sacman]

It Rolled off, obviously, never to be found again... actually I think it appeared in a Mega Man game...<.<

Why does cheese taste so good?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because there is no taste sweeter than the blood of your enemies and man's main enemy is the cow.
Yes Cows bleed cheese.

Why does too much beer make my head hurt the next day?

 

[Euryalus]

Because alcohol is poisonous!

Why can't pigs fly?

 

[NoOne852]

Because even nature knew it would he cruel to deprive people of bacon.

Why do my pretzels taste like coffee?

 

[Euryalus]

You dunked them in it silly.

How now brown cow?

 

[Basement Cat]

Grilled with sauteed mushrooms.

Would you be disappointed if extraterrestrials finally showed up--and they were pink and purple polka dotted ewoks?

 

[NoOne852]

No. As long as they aren't savage anyway.

Will you bail me out? I swear I didn't do it. [sub]he was like that when I arrived[/sub]

 

[MetaKnight670]

Of course, what are best friends for person that I have never seen before!

How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

 

[Euryalus]

I'm not really sure, when they pass out I just assume they're dead and then proceed to cook them. It's never really been an issue as far as I can recall.

Was I supposed to wait for them to suffocate first? Is that why they're so gamey?

 

[Basement Cat]

No, that's from them having Foot-in-Mouth disease.

If women consider a color to be "peach" and men consider the same color to be "pink" what color would a husband and wife call the morning sky?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

They'd argue about it and get a divorce (despite being Catholic), naturally.

Can I pre-order a copy of Battletoads?

 

[Yuno Gasai]

You may or may not be able to do that. >.>

Why doesn't my green tea taste as good as the green tea from Wagamama's?

 

[Basement Cat]

I learned this secret from a secretary who always made the best coffee at a Mortgage company I used to work for: She said she always stuck her finger in it.

Do you like your job?

 

[Euryalus]

Do you?

...Do you?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Do I what?