You have enough money to shell out for the latest-of-the-latest iPhone, and you have enough time on your hands to squander that you can camp out in front of an Apple store for days or weeks for no real purpose.
...Either I'm getting indigestion, or I despise you with the heat of a thousand burning suns.
...Either I'm getting indigestion, or I despise you with the heat of a thousand burning suns.