Are we friends?

[RanD00M]

You're far more trusting/naive than I.

Well i do have my address in my profile.And i can be rather naive.But i´m a inviting person.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Err depends who, and whether or not I could actually tell if it was indeed them.

 

[dududf]

Depends.

If it was a dude, I'd be cautious, if it was a female I'd be less cautious.

Partly due to that rules out rape as a consequence for letting them in.
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Seriously though I'd first ask how did you learn where I lived, and if it's not a creepy answer I'd say "Just a sec" go down stairs grab my bee bee gun, load it with a dart, invite them in and shoot them in the back of the throat.

Then proceed to have a cup of tea, and post on the Escapist what I just did, and how weird it was and end every sentence with "Lol."


I'm not a people person

 

[feather240]

Ask them to do the official secret escapist handshake. Depending on their reaction I'd either let them in and hangout or slam the door on them, or kill them.

 

[StonkThis]

No friends. I'm so popular. Nice grammar, buddy.

*adds as friend*
"No friends."-What amazing grammar skills you possess.

honestly,I dont keep track of my friends. I literally logged on one day and went from having 0 to 3 friends. It fraked me out. I guess anyone from the E is kay I guess. I'd be weirded out but..Im usually accepting.

I added a little extra so that will explain me not adding you back. As for me saying "No friends" that might count as bad grammar, but I just call it sentence abbreviation. Maybe that makes me a hypocrite.

 

[SharPhoe]

Oh, I hope you'd do a little more than that if it was me ;3

Oh, you know it. >:3

Well, if they were ugly or no where near my age, I'd let them sleep in my back lawn but if they were neck-beard free and reasonably normal, I'd let them inside and share a meal with them before having a gaming session.

Oh, good, someone else is as vindictive towards the dreaded neck-beard as I am.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Firstly I'd praise them for being able to track me down then we'd probally talk and hang out for a while. And there would be cake.

 

[fanklok]

oh hai

Step into my basement.

i sure hope thats innuendo

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Have amazing sex.

What if it was another guy?

 

[joshthor]

i would leg hug them (a regular hug with one leg wrapped around them as well) then i would invite them in for a soda, then we would play a few rounds of street fighter 4. afterwords we would go watch an awesome movie and get a pizza. thats it. unless she is a hot chick. then it would be all the same but i would nail her. it would be legendary.

 

[Good morning blues]

I'd tell them to get the fuck off my balcony before i call the cops. This is an internet forum, not a social.

 

[RanD00M]

i would leg hug them (a regular hug with one leg wrapped around them as well) then i would invite them in for a soda, then we would play a few rounds of street fighter 4. afterwords we would go watch an awesome movie and get a pizza. thats it. unless she is a hot chick. then it would be all the same but i would nail her. it would be legendary.

But your description makes it sound like you would have sex with him/her no matter which gender.No offense.

 

[The_Echo]

I don't really know the people on my list a whole lot, except Max... and I'm not sure I'd let him in my house. Or anywhere near it, for that matter.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Depends entirely on who they are.

But I still live at home for now, so it might be kind of awkward. I guess we could watch Se7en or something, play some video games, whatever.

 

[Krythe]

Logic Excercise

People take online friends as a substitute for actual friends, which they crave, but do not have. In other words, something is holding them back from having actual friends which can only be sampled through actual contact.

Consequently, people with few friends in reality: have no social skills/are ugly/agoraphobic/misanthropic.

Your numbers of friends online is inversely proportional to your number of real friends.

As such the odds of these socially retarded people actually being likeable is inversely proportional to how many online life friends they have.


So, the formula is:

[((# of existing friends) / (# of online friends)) * 100] - [(# of online gaming subscriptions * 10) + 2 * (# of units you are over your ideal BMI)] = % chance that you are likeable in reality

Editorial Caveat: If you score over 100% you are a popularity whore and everyone secretly hates you regardless of what they say.

*Sagacious nod*

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Kill them with extreme prejudice.

Your avatar goes hand in hand with that comment.

OT: I'd probably slowly close the door and walk slowly backwards, up my stairs, into my room, and gibber.

 

[joshthor]

i would leg hug them (a regular hug with one leg wrapped around them as well) then i would invite them in for a soda, then we would play a few rounds of street fighter 4. afterwords we would go watch an awesome movie and get a pizza. thats it. unless she is a hot chick. then it would be all the same but i would nail her. it would be legendary.

But your description makes it sound like you would have sex with him/her no matter which gender.No offense.

psh. whateva yo. youve just never had a leg hug.

 

[Silver]

Meh, people on the internet aren't that dangerous, and I'm surprisingly good at defending myself for an arrogant idealistic pacifistic nerd, so I'd let them in. I have no idea who's on my friend list, I think I've added a few people, but I can't remember why, but I suppose I had a reason to when I did, so if it was one of those and not just someone random I'd hesitate even less.

I'd be very curious why they were here, and how they found out where I lived though.

 

[RanD00M]

You've just never had a leg hug.

No i haven´t.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I'd be kinda freaked out, as I haven't exactly told anyone on here where I live specifically. At best I've narrowed it down to an area of about 500 km.