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Space Cowgirl

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If I weren't the paranoid git I am, I'd probably let 'em in and invite them to play games with me and/or ass about and talk about stuff. But normally, I'd be incredible creeped out and most likely point a sharp instrument or blunt object at them.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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fanklok said:
WanderFreak said:
fanklok said:
Step into my basement.
i sure hope thats innuendo
I'm gonna go ahead and resist temptaion on this one.

Seeing as i'm an Antisocial person by nature, living atop a hill that no-one visits, spending most of the one day of possible socialization away from socialization, I would probably wonder who they were, tell my grandmother or brother that someone was at the door, find out it's for me, wing it.

The Perfect Plan.
 

fanklok

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TheNumber1Zero said:
fanklok said:
WanderFreak said:
fanklok said:
Step into my basement.
i sure hope thats innuendo
I'm gonna go ahead and resist temptaion on this one.

Seeing as i'm an Antisocial person by nature, living atop a hill that no-one visits, spending most of the one day of possible socialization away from socialization, I would probably wonder who they were, tell my grandmother or brother that someone was at the door, find out it's for me, wing it.

The Perfect Plan.
ok now give into temptation
 

Helmet

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Depends who it is. If it was one of the new people who makes the constant HALO IS GRATE/TURRIBLE threads, I'm gonna have to pass.

If it was someone who has proven to be at least semi-intelligent, I'd welcome them into my home. I'd be on guard, because many of us are quite.....odd..... but I'd let them in anyway.

....Unless it was Max. He can stay outside.
 

Ganthrinor

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I have a canned "What the fuck do you want?" response when somebody is foolish enough to actually knock on my door.

Also, I am a terrible host.
 

SovietSecrets

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Let em in, offer them some food or something to drink, and then perhaps a few rounds of some video games is in order.
 

WhamBamSam

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I'm new here so the entire content of my friends list is at the door every time I open it. So far I've responded pretty well.

I really only know a few internets people that I consider 'friends,' and only two that I'd feel comfortable interacting with in real life. If they were to show up unannounced, I'd rather it were at my dorm room than at home. Either way, I'd be somewhat suspicious of their means of finding me, but those specific two are quite good chums of mine, so I'd be fairly welcoming.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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fanklok said:
ok now give into temptation
It's not set up anymore so I couldn't if I wanted to
Helmet said:
....Unless it was Max. He can stay outside.
Why? Is it because Max seems to enjoy the idea of kicking the groins of people he doesn't like? (Note to self: Never add Max)
 

teutonicman

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Ask them how the fuck the found out where I lived. If the explanation was non-creepy then probably offer them a beer and hang out.
 

Berethond

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Krythe said:
Logic Excercise

People take online friends as a substitute for actual friends, which they crave, but do not have. In other words, something is holding them back from having actual friends which can only be sampled through actual contact.

Consequently, people with few friends in reality: have no social skills/are ugly/agoraphobic/misanthropic.

Your numbers of friends online is inversely proportional to your number of real friends.

As such the odds of these socially retarded people actually being likeable is inversely proportional to how many online life friends they have.


So, the formula is:

[((# of existing friends) / (# of online friends)) * 100] - [(# of online gaming subscriptions * 10) + 2 * (# of units you are over your ideal BMI)] = % chance that you are likeable in reality


*Sagacious nod*
I got %396.666667
I'm awesome.
 

Kiefer13

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Two of the people I've got on my friends list I haven't talked to since they added me (I just added them back out of courtesy mostly) so in their cases I'd more or less just treat them like total strangers because honestly, they are.

The other two would get invited in, as I've talked with them both extensively on MSN and although we've never met face to face I would consider them both friends.
 

Robby Foxfur

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This depends on how they show up my good man, i might have know them for years and year but it the are wearing a ski mask i'm not gonna unlock the door, how ever if we were going skiing then yes i would, so i'm just saying if you like ski mask and wanna come over bring skis too :p
 
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If you could get past the half mad post-war vietnamese family I hire to lurk in my front yard with knives and rusty nail-guns I'd probably give you a trophy. That's a pretty big if though.
 

Talendra

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If it was someone I had given my address for some reason then probably let them in and chat. If not, freak the hell out and lock the doors, probably call the police if they don't leave too. Then go and delete them from my messenger ASAP since they pretty much just stalked me.
 

Cortheya

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Have a chat and make some sandwiches..... Then discuss Stargate and if they'd never seen it, kick them out and spit on their shoes.