Are you a manwhore?

[Lunatic High]

Nope, I'm a virgin with zero charisma to attract the ladies.

I dunno how old you are but if want some advice, once you find out if a chick likes you CLOSE THE DEAL!! even if your not that attracted to her just having her around you will make other girls wonder what they could be missing thus they may begin to make compromises, you don't gotta have charisma just confidence and it helps if your physically attractive to some degree but I know people who are ugly as sin and are still well sexed.

 

[Rhaff]

Nope, I'm a virgin with zero charisma to attract the ladies.

I dunno how old you are but if want some advice, once you find out if a chick likes you CLOSE THE DEAL!! even if your not that attracted to her just having her around you will make other girls wonder what they could be missing thus they may begin to make compromises, you don't gotta have charisma just confidence and it helps if your physically attractive to some degree but I know people who are ugly as sin and are still well sexed.

Or he could of course always go the douche way, find girls with low self esteem, subtly lower it using back-handed insults so that they seek affirmation from in form of sex..

 

[mysecondlife]

I share my tortured groin for hard-earned coin.

Gaze into my chiseled abs.

My rhymes will grab you by the throat and ride you like a sturdy goat.

I am a whore of some renown.

(I forget the two verses between. Which is sad, considering I know nearly every other one by heart.)

Yogurts dish best served chilled, I forgot to get my prescription filled..


But are there no real manwhores on the escapist? I'm so let down.

Question: Will there be stew? Lots and lots of stew?

 

[Lunatic High]

Nope, I'm a virgin with zero charisma to attract the ladies.

I dunno how old you are but if want some advice, once you find out if a chick likes you CLOSE THE DEAL!! even if your not that attracted to her just having her around you will make other girls wonder what they could be missing thus they may begin to make compromises, you don't gotta have charisma just confidence and it helps if your physically attractive to some degree but I know people who are ugly as sin and are still well sexed.

Or he could of course always go the douche way, find girls with low self esteem, subtly lower it using back-handed insults so that they seek affirmation from in form of sex..

basically how I started out back in middle school, seems a little too on the dark side. I mean you won't actually LEARN about women just ways of manipulating them and the ones with low self esteem can turn crazy pretty quick and the last thing you want is a girl whos as heavy as you taking swings at you. fucking JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! style.

 

[Rhaff]

Nope, I'm a virgin with zero charisma to attract the ladies.

I dunno how old you are but if want some advice, once you find out if a chick likes you CLOSE THE DEAL!! even if your not that attracted to her just having her around you will make other girls wonder what they could be missing thus they may begin to make compromises, you don't gotta have charisma just confidence and it helps if your physically attractive to some degree but I know people who are ugly as sin and are still well sexed.

Or he could of course always go the douche way, find girls with low self esteem, subtly lower it using back-handed insults so that they seek affirmation from in form of sex..

basically how I started out back in middle school, seems a little too on the dark side. I mean you won't actually LEARN about women just ways of manipulating them and the ones with low self esteem can turn crazy pretty quick and the last thing you want is a girl whos as heavy as you taking swings at you. fucking JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! style.

Yeah same here, then after a while I learned more subtle ways of getting them into bed without smashing what little self-esteem they had. I however disagree with you on the crazy part, but they have to be loony bin crazy, not imgonnamurderyouwithwhateverishandy-crazy.

 

[Mordereth]

Not anymore, I've been on a bit of a self imposed dry spell. But back in the day, when I had just turned 18 or so, yeah. I was sort of making up for lost time I guess. At one point I had sex with three different guys over five days, including one midday hookup just before class.

The question now is- are you a girl, or a guy?

The thread is asking for manwhores, but somehow I don't see that much gay sex going down at a high school in that short a span of time. It sounds too magically convenient and unlike reality.

 

[Snowbell]

I am Frigid Woman, sworn enemy of manwhores everywhere and yet a tempting challange! Can any man sleep with me without entering into a relationship first? Not likely!

Although I'm not a 'walrus' so perhaps I'm not the type that the manwhores described in this thread would go for...

 

[Suicidejim]

Sadly, I lack the necessary looks/personality/general skill to be one. Also, I'm in a relationship, which makes such a thing harder (though not impossible).

 

[Rhaff]

I am Frigid Woman, sworn enemy of manwhores everywhere and yet a tempting challange! Can any man sleep with me without entering into a relationship first? Not likely!

Although I'm not a 'walrus' so perhaps I'm not the type that the manwhores described in this thread would go for...

I probably could..

 

[game-lover]

*snorts*

I wasn't gonna post to this thread but that up there? Amuses me.

Well, being a girl, you know I couldn't possibly be one. Can't say I have much respect for them though.

Probably I am also frigid. Or at least a prude.

 

[Snowbell]

I probably could..

I seriously doubt it :L

 

[Rhaff]

I probably could..

I seriously doubt it :L

Many of my conquests have made the same claim, and yet I always succede

 

[Snowbell]

Many of my conquests have made the same claim, and yet I always succede

You are fully welcome to try, but I can guarantee you won't manage it XD

 

[Rhaff]

You are fully welcome to try, but I can guarantee you won't manage it XD

Challenge accepted! Now to find out who you are, what you look like, where you live and where you hang out!

 

[Wintermoot]

your buttocks are my hunting grounds
absorbing sex from the atmosphere
raptor Jesus is my lord
more precious then a fathers love
not that I would really know.....

nope I,m not

 

[lacktheknack]

I'm too busy being a graphics and hardware whore to maintain any other whoriness.

 

[saintdane05]

My usual reaction to the morning right now is, "How many dicks can I shove in my mouth today?"


Seriously, that stuff tastes great.

 

[Naeras]

I was, although not for very long. At some point last year I got a pretty huge confidence boost after ending a two year celibacy, and as we all know, women love confidence. Following that I got laid at pretty much every single large party anyone at the university threw. I also made out with random women whenever I got the chance(pretty often).

It all ended when I got together with my current girlfriend, though. No plans on going back to being a manslut now. =p

 

[Vegosiux]

Uhh...let's see, things speaking against me...

-I hate small talk
-I refuse to play "the game"
-I don't think anyone got a "You must have slept with X women to continue" screen at any point in life
-I'm extremely picky
-When it comes to sex, I'm after intimacy, not just flinging around

Things speaking in my favor:

-I look rather good

The results are in, and they're quite clear-cut.

 

[Glorious manwhore]

I share my tortured groin for hard-earned coin.

Gaze into my chiseled abs.

My rhymes will grab you by the throat and ride you like a sturdy goat.

I am a whore of some renown.

(I forget the two verses between. Which is sad, considering I know nearly every other one by heart.)

Yogurts dish best served chilled, I forgot to get my prescription filled..


But are there no real manwhores on the escapist? I'm so let down.

Question: Will there be stew? Lots and lots of stew?

Only if you will drown in my scent, with or without your consent.