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[Kollega]

So, you are embarking on a pan-galactic journey with a bunch of quirky aliens for whatever reason. You have a lot of empty space and a lot of random cargo on the ship - what's the first thing you'll do in zero gravity? I'd try to use a leafblower as a makeshift jetpack, for starters.

No mentions of sex, please. That's just unoriginal.

 

[Darth Caelum]

See the effects of a gallon of gasoline and a match in zero gravity basically. I like Fire.

 

[LordFisheh]

Light a fire, I wanna see zero-g fire!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Test fire bullets to see if they move the same speed in zero-gravity as they would in regular speed. Then i'd sell the cargo to the highest because i'm a corrupt individual.

 

[fd18e3d0-816e-11e4-b4a9-0800200c9a66]

No mentions of sex, please. That's just unoriginal.

I guess i must be pretty un-original as thats all i can think of.
I'd probably spray smarties everywhere and chase after them, open mouthed and hungry

 

[hobo_welf]

How about drinking? Or better yet, smoking a joint. You could keep the smoke in a perfect little area and continue to recycle it. Freaking awesome.

 

[Distorted Stu]

I would throw a dart extremly slowly towards a friend and watch him frantically flap around trying to avoid the low speed projectile.

 

[Magnalian]

So, you are embarking on a pan-galactic journey with a bunch of quirky aliens for whatever reason. You have a lot of empty space and a lot of random cargo on the ship - what's the first thing you'll do in zero gravity? I'd try to use a leafblower as a makeshift jetpack, for starters.

No mentions of sex, please. That's just unoriginal.

I say we combine the many, many sex ideas out there, and then tack on that jetpack idea of yours. It will either be incredibly awesome or horribly funny.

 

[Aunel]

play bass in zero G.

there is atmosphere, right, or else the first thing I would do is turn blue.

 

[Kollega]

I say we combine the many, many sex ideas out there, and then tack on that jetpack idea of yours. It will either be incredibly awesome or horribly funny.

I tried to imagine that, and now i can't stop laughing.

play bass in zero G.

there is atmosphere, right, or else the first thing I would do is turn blue.

Yes, of course there is atmosphere. You're on a spaceship.

 

[thylasos]

Sharpen a pencil.

 

[Kollega]

Sharpen a pencil.

Do you intend to kill yourself with that, or maybe someone else? Or maybe you just didn't think it through?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I would get some deodorant and a lighter,and see if I could use it as a rocket.

 

[Spiner909]

Sharpen a pencil.

Do you intend to kill yourself with that, or maybe someone else?

I think he would just want to see the shavings fly off.

 

[Spiner909]

I would see if fireworks still lit off at full power.

 

[Tharwen]

I'd work out a sweet zero-g dance routine.

 

[Kollega]

I think he would just want to see the shavings fly off.

Oh well. That makes sense, he probably just overlooked the risk.

 

[Captain Blackout]

Oh the sex that could be had. Yes, sex in zero-g is unoriginal, but compared to what I've accomplished with gravity (which is plenty) I'd be exploring fascinating new worlds.
TMI, sorry, was musing a bit much there.
So after that? Kendo fighting! Bouncing off walls, wild swings, bug gnarly jedi-like moves. Yes, that would be fun...

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

there are videos of Zero G fire it just looks... liquidy.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

So, you are embarking on a pan-galactic journey with a bunch of quirky aliens for whatever reason. You have a lot of empty space and a lot of random cargo on the ship - what's the first thing you'll do in zero gravity? I'd try to use a leafblower as a makeshift jetpack, for starters.

No mentions of sex, please. That's just unoriginal.

Hot girls with big boobs in space, lets see those jiggle a little longer

but in all seriousness, do flips probably