Artificial gravity offline...

[Kollega]

Well, have you ever SEEN a spaceship with atmosphere? Why can't the tech guys at NASA realize a nice rug or a potted plant would be good for morale?

Yes, it was called USS Kill Beast Buffet alright alright alright. Seriously though, that's funny.

Yet another fun thing to do in zero gravity - basketball! Think about it!

 

[JemJar]

Test fire bullets to see if they move the same speed in zero-gravity as they would in regular speed. Then i'd sell the cargo to the highest because i'm a corrupt individual.

Is there any reason why they wouldn't? I can't think of any aspect of a bullet's flight speed affected by gravity (except the standard weight-based velocity vector etc, aka "bullet drop").

 

[Zero-Vash]

Dodgeball. Can't let the ball hit you period.

Then shower by jumping through a giant blob of floating water.

 

[Exocet]

Water balloon fights.
Think about it,everytime one blows up,it sends watery bubble shrapnel everywhere,adding a whole new layer to the game.

Also,mix that with the leaf-blower idea.

 

[JupiterBase]

First thing i thought of was what would it feel like to drop a duece...and would it propel me forward? Weird. After that, i would bust out a diffeent model aircrafts and fly them around in battles it would be interesting to see how it works in zero g.

 

[Deofuta]

Propel myself off wall to wall, seeign how much speed I could get

 

[Xeros]

I'd pretend I was in one of those crazy Japanese epics where they're all flipping off the ceiling, and bouncing off the walls and whatnot. That sounds like it's be fun as hell... and very disorienting.

 

[Abengoshis]

Light a fire, I wanna see zero-g fire!

The Carbon Dioxide produced would not be able to spread as quickly because there is no large gravitational influence to, well, influence it, so it would in most cases probably suffocate the fire and extinguish it.

 

[Phoenixlight]

I'd probably try out some cool ninja moves.

 

[Stormcloud23]

I'd probably just fly around playing my guitar all day... sweet music video idea

 

[Baby Tea]

Well I'd get my Zero-G legs, then I'd get people together for a rousing game of either American football, or capture the flag!
I really do like the idea of flying into a float orb of water, though.
Hilarious.

 

[Bladecatcher]

Re-enact Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, then drink alot of alcohol. Actually, make that the other way around...

 

[himemiya1650]

I'd take a nap, and see where i wake up

 

[Magnalian]

Yet another fun thing to do in zero gravity - basketball! Think about it!

My mind. it is blown.

I suppose badminton wouldn't work as well, huh?

 

[Professor M]

Would sex even be possible? Surely you'd only manage one thrust before your partner is propelled across the room.

I'd try and make a ball of each element, and find some way to make them orbit me. I am the master of all!

In reality, I'd probably just get motion sickness and throw up. Although watching everyone else frantically flailing their arms in vain in an effort to propel themselves away from the vomit balls would be hilarious

EDIT: Oooh! Id also completely re arrange any of the other crewmans rooms when they were out, so they'd forget where the ceiling was

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Zero-G paintballing.

More pain!

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Leafblower might be a bit excessive, perhaps a hand fan?

I'd see what happens when you smoke or drink in zero gravity, what happens to the substance in question. If Tintin is to be believed, you can just drink bubbles of Whiskey!

You and me are sharing a joint cigarette during our first trip to zero gravity!

Also
Zero Gravity Russian Roulette or Revolver Duel!

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

First thing I would probably do is take a dump and then hit it with a tennis racket (or any other object close to hand that would slice up my poo into hundreads of bite size pieces.... you know you want some )

 

[MasTerHacK]

MATRIX TIME!

 

[MrDarkling]

Smash some glass.....lots and lots and lots of glass....