Avatar Adventure! (Do Over!)

[Ramthundar]

Hey, you know that picture of yours that you uploaded to your Escapist profile? The one that isn't really you because a pic. of you would tear the minds of mere mortal man and cause the deaths of untold millions withing a few short seconds?

Anyway, now he/she/it (aka, your avatar) will now have life! Sweet beautiful life! and then even sweater death! Yay!

So, here's how it works: Your avatar kills/paralyzes/get's rid off the above post's avatar while continueing the story!
P.S. If you want to post again after dying, you have to have a dramatic re-entry to the story and have to say DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNNNN! in your story. yay!
Let's Start!

Rammy the Happy Ram was frolicking throughout the fields, enjoying the sunny Sun and grassy Grass when suddenly he happened on a shiny object on the ground. He bends down for a closer look and....

 

[Malkavian]

...reveices three knifes in his hairy back, courtesy of Longshot. Longshot takes the object, still not identified, in his palm, holds it high, when suddenly...

 

[Berethond]

A piercing stare freezes him to the spot, and rips his soul from his body, which is then flung across the field and vaporized.
berethond catches the object when....

 

[Adam Jenson]

Adam Jenson fires a grappling gun and catches the object from mid air. He runs away into the moonlight with til...

 

[Marv21]

L, the super detective piloting a choppa, tells Watari to fire upon Adam with his sniper rifle, rendering him dead. He grabs the shiny object and starts his helicopter until...

 

[terribleyetfun]

terribleyetfun grabs onto the helicopter`s skids using his dexterity, then he swings through the helicopter`s cockpit knocking L onto the ground below while catching the shiny thing while it was in mid-air terribleyetfun then flew off into the distance using his driving skills until...

 

[mcgooch]

He crashed into the factory from the cover of "Animals". The shiny object flew through the window and landed on the floor of the factory where it remained until...

 

[Dragon_of_red]

... The bright light blinds all of the factory workers and sends them in too an epileptic fit, one of the poeploe that escape kick the object back onto the grass, when suddenly...

 

[Ramthundar]

Rammy the Happy Ram jumps out of the bushes, who DUN-DUN-DUNNN! lived through his stabbing experiance with only a few scars and gallons of blood lose. He gobbles a shiny blue light in one gulp, mistaken it for his favorite snack-blue fairies! His attention is now turned to the mysterious object. Leaning towards it, he sees what it is and...

 

[sirsolo]

...Which is why the companion cube was laced with C4 because of fullmetals absent minded hugging, exploding and sending parts of cube and anime all over the internet. The item is thrown across the web, and as the I go for it...

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Maxwell the kitty uses his new alignment ability, "FOWL LANGUAGE!" and screams the word Turkey into your eardrums...uh your flower eardrums. Petals decorate the web page. As I laugh insanely and shout Cock over and over...

 

[Damian_TF]

. . . and then falls into a suddenly opened bottomless pit made by Damian's Marshtomp's Earthquake move. Damian recalls Maverick (the Marshtomp) into the Luxery Ball and calls down the immense crack, "WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!" He grabs the object and stands there beaming with victory for a moment, when suddenly. . .

 

[Ramthundar]

Ram, the Scarred son of Rammy,DUNN-DUNNN-DUNNNN!, headbutts the odd red-shirted boy into the pit. He looks at the strange object that had almost killed his father. He sees it's an odd gem, emitting a glowing light from it's center. Ram wonders what it could be, when suddenly...

 

[Soldato006]

Overlord Obama sends his forces of CHANGE after Ram assaulting him with all sorts of political goodness. After a long fight in congress he is given possession of an economic stimulus bill consisting of the shinny object until...

 

[terribleyetfun]

DUN-DUN-DUN terribleyetfun rises from the ashes of his crash only to learn about a new economic bill or something but it was the only thing happening so he decided to check it out but while watching the news he sees the shiny thing in obama`s hands he runs to congress sneaks in and tackles obama taking the shiny gem and stealing a car from the parking lot driving away until...

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

blood, because Onion Knight just cast Holy on him. Ouch. Onion Knight picks up the shiny gem-like object and the powerthirt can. He is about to board his airship, when all of a sudden....

 

[Ramthundar]

Ram the Scarred, DUN-DUNNN-DUNNNN!, surviving the political turmoil of Overlord Obama, runs straight into the airship, tipping it over right over Damien. He then picks of the Gem, and takes a chug of th powerthirst can. His eyes spark with electricity, and he is about to take the gem to be examined when...

 

[Soldato006]

Overlord Obama comes back for round two! He pulls out a large kebab skewer and lights it on fire before engulfing it with CHANGE! He lunges forth powered by the fires of a new stimulus bill stabbing Ram the Scarred straight through and roasting him with the fires of CHANGE! He picks up the Gem when suddenly...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

MaddawgIAJI pokes out overlord obamas eyes with 2 of his 4 fingers. Maddawg then crawls over to the basketball courts when suddenly...

 

[SmoothGlover]

Jessica Fletcher leapt from the tree, landing on top of the wolf, crushing its skull. As the beast whimpered in agony Ms Fletcher bared her teeth and ripped at the poor animals throat, gore running down her face.
She raised her head up from the fresh kill, blood pouring from her open mouth. This mystery-writer would eat tonight, oh yes she would.

Then...