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[Crowghast]

Crowghast began laughing. A ripping, breathless laughter. He twitched as the bullets pierced him

"Oh man! Stop, st... stop man! Dat tickles! AH HA-HA-HA!"

He rips himself momentarily from the rain of bullets. Ducking behind a mutant, he rips away his uniform, nothing covering his body, he ties the helmet over his nether regions. He passively walked back into the fire, and took a mini-gun from one of the deceased mutants, and let loose a steady stream towards Suram. The new leader quickly ducked back into the hole.

His comrades were not at fast in their reaction. Their bodies split like melons, spewing blood to collect as small rivers in the rocks on the ground. They ran from the nude soldier.

He began to sing.

[i\]"We're too old, for teen violence,[b\] but we're not too old for pre-teen violence![/b]"[/i]

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Crowghast began laughing. A ripping, breathless laughter. He twitched as the bullets pierced him

"Oh man! Stop, st... stop man! Dat tickles! AH HA-HA-HA!"

He rips himself momentarily from the rain of bullets. Ducking behind a mutant, he rips away his uniform, nothing covering his body, he ties the helmet over his nether regions. He passively walked back into the fire, and took a mini-gun from one of the deceased mutants, and let loose a steady stream towards Suram. The new leader quickly ducked back into the hole.

His comrades were not at fast in their reaction. Their bodies split like melons, spewing blood to collect as small rivers in the rocks on the ground. They ran from the nude soldier.

He began to sing.

[i\]"We're too old, for teen violence,[b\] but we're not too old for pre-teen violence![/b]"[/i]

............... wow.



suram retreated to nexus he needed to plan his next attack. the two biggest threats to the locust are that insane ww2 solider and that cross dresser who dissapered mysterously. if they going to kill crowghast then they needed to ambush him. crowghast (still in the nude)walking around with his BIG minigun (what do you think i was going to say.). in front of him thousands of locusts 3 hundred boomers and 20 brumaks. if that wasent enough twenty more brumaks came from each of his flanks. Suram stayed in nexus (he's smarter then his predesscor) "you can either surrender and join us or be destroyed". the infantry were armed with sleep inducing needles. they would shoot crowghast and knock him out (if he refused to go quietly) they would then transport his body to a volcano and throw him into it killing him for good. "hat is your answer crowghast".

 

[Ramthundar]

Suddenly, a large shape shadowed the naked ww2 soldier. Looking up in awe, minigun at rest, he see's a large hairy man decend down to him, and before he can even react is smushed into to ground. Standing straight, all can see the strange figure is Ramthundar, mighty Hero of the Mountains! For during Rammy the Happy Ram's travels through space and time (as goats are prone to do) he happened on one of the rings of power! And when he touched it he immideatly transformed into his 7 ft goat-man form!
Looking around, he spotted the nexus where Suram was hidding in. Ramthundar thought that he had done enough battles alone. "Hey Ugly" he called over the army. "How'd you like a partner? Don't think this bunch will be good enough for ya'h" Ramthundar then relaxed, standing with his arms crossed while waiting for his reply.

 

[Klagermeister]

Link rode past Ramthundar in a blur, glancing off of him slightly as he passed.
Ramthundar turned around and faced him, letting out a maniacal laugh.
"What do you think THAT did, you tight-wearing fairy boy?"
Link grinned a little and began twirling a small, shiny object around his paw.
Ramthundar inspected his person, and realized Link had taken his ring.
Assuming the immense size Ramthundar gained from wearing it, Link realized it was the ring of existence.
He used it to rearrange Ramthundar's brain cells to create a new personality...
That personality being the desire to horrifically destroy all the locust he saw.
He also tweaked with his mind and made him loyal to only him.
Link thought of another brilliant plan: "If this is the ring of existence, that means I can... Oh, hell yes."
Waving the ring slightly he transported the other two (the rings of time and space) right into his paws.
Using the other two rings, he creates a transdimensional, impenetrable rift around himself and Ramthundar.
With his new ally, he knew the locust swarm was no match for their awesome power.

Looking around at his soon-to-be-crushed enemies, Link sees a nude soldier.
He wills for the universe to spawn him some clothes, and creates a rift around him as well.
With his now undefeatable party, they prepare themselves for what seems to be a game with god-mode on.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

suram had two choices. create an army of immense size to fight the undeafatble party or flee.

suram scraped those two choices becuase he didnt like them and came up with a plan.

to did this he gathered his locust army along with solid snake, master chief, scott mitchell from G.R.A.W, jason bourne and gordon freeman.

he made gordon invent a cloning machine and with it cloned master chief and jason bourne. he now had an army of spartans, locusts,and killers. he appointed scott mitchell to be the general like he was in endwar.

as for solid well lets just say he'll come into play later.

(can we please stop killing people who are asked a question this is the third time this happened to me)

 

[Crowghast]

Crowghast, dusting himself off, straightened his new black business suit, adding a red tie, he placed some shades onto his eyes, and tilted his helmet down. Sipping his coffee of all-immortality, he jumped 20 feet into the air and landed right into the rift.

Teleported to an alternate realm, he looked about, noticing a large man, dressed in immense black armor, forging a ring near some volcanic lava. Finishing it, the figure began to chant.

[i\]Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.[/i]

The soldier followed by pushing him into the volcano and removing his ring as he reached out to grab something.

Screeching on the way down, he exploded upon contact with the molten rock.

"The one ring, eh?" Mused the soldier. Trying it on, he discovered he had suddenly become imbued with infinite power. As well as become invisible.

"I know what to do with this!" He stated to himself.

He teleported himself back to the previous realm with a flourish of his arm.

 

[Ramthundar]

The mighy Ramthundar, mind now frayed by the twisting rings of power, he was about to throw himsels at the Locust's in a mad rush, more then likely killing himself in his engraged state of mind. But suddenly a choir of angelic baa'ing came from the heavens, and through the clouds came a shinning light. In it was non-other then the great Warrior Goat Goddess, Lola. She wore her legendary plated 6-chested armor, and her mighty hammer Thorden lay in her hooves. "Oh Ramthundar, do not sacrifice yourself to this silliness." she cried. "You have a greater destiny ahead of you!" Awakened by the angelic voice, Ramthundar shakes of the rings vile power. Seeing the dangers that they have caused, he planned to destory them. While Link was gloating over his knew found power, Ramthundar tryied to think of a way to take the rings. Secretly steal them? Challenge Link to a honorable dual? Nuke 'em?
Suddenly, a strange man in a black business suite came out of a rift in space that connected to a fiery volcanoe. "Hey, lookey what i got!" he said, proudly holding up yet another ring.
Ramthundar looked, shrugged, and pushed both Link and the man into the volcanoe and into the lava below, closing the rift.

With both enemies out of the way, Ramthundar now had to think of what kind of plot-device Lola could of been hinting at with the whole "Destiny" thing. He looks at the army of confused Locusts, and suddenly get's and idea.
"Hey, Suram." He calls, grinning his goatish grin. "How'd you like to start one heck of a War?"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

ramthunder looked up into the air and saw a fleet of reavers. they droped what he thought to be bombs. with his rings he knew he could survive. the bombs hit him but insteasd of exploding he was covered with ink. "ink gernades" ramthunder said. he looked around and saw an invisable man covered in ink. it was crowghast. now able to see him the army of MCs and Jason Bourns charged him. he began beating the crap out of them. when he thought there was no end to wave he looked down to catch his breath. he realized that he was no longer invisible. he looked around and saw solid snake holding the one ring and then jump into a hole. "son of a *****" after that the army of MCs and Bournes began to surrond him.

 

[Ramthundar]

Ramthundar rethinks his previous decision. "O...kay...Hey Link, you still up for that team-up?" he called, jumping down to help out Crowghast with the army of MCs and Bournes. "Hey, no hard feelings, right?" he asked the hearty soldier, while tearing the weak humans in two wth his mighty goat-arms. Crowghast took a few shoots at some Bournes, turned to Ramthundar, and smiled while holding up some coffee. "Sweet. Now whatever happened to that Link kid?"

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"there is no end to this army" said suram over a loudspeaker in the MCs helmet. "they are merely mindless clones who are only meant to kill my opponets". more and more soliders came out of the emergance holes. "even a powerful goat must catch his breath"

suram who was still in the nexus stronghold awaited solidsnakes return. solid arrives and gives him the one ring. solid accepted his next orders and joined the MC and Jason in the cloning chambers.

 

[Ramthundar]

Ramthundar looked around at the choas around him. The endless armies of fictional characters, the loss of some dear friends/hated enemies, the odd rings of way-to-much-freaken-power, and shook his had in sorrow. "Oh, what will become of this land?" He said. Suddenly, the sea of soldiers parted and through it came a golden Prinney. It walked up to Ramthundar, and looked up at him with it's wide eyes, and said:

"What's going on, Dood?"

Now Ramthundar knew what had to be done. With a last, forlorn glance around him, he gently touched the golden Prinny's beak. The Prinny then exploded causing a rift in all space and time, twisting the very fabric of reality itself, as golden Prinnies often do.

The universe is reborn, and in a distant part of the galaxy, in a small secluded solar-sytem, on a small blue and green planet, amongst a small daffodil hill, Rammy the Happy Ram was chewing some grass. He suddenly noticed something, and when he bent down to look he saw...

Spoiler: Players of This Thread

Ok, i just thought this thread needed to have a do-over. I thought of just making another one, but less focused on killing and more on team work and moves (Super Smash Escapist Melee!) but thought, nah, that be repeating a thread. Not that I didn't enjoy the whole Link/Croshaw/Maddawg war thing, it was fun and funny, i just thought it was getting out of hand. So no hard feelings or anything, continue going to the detailed extremes, just let's skip the whole infinite power rings/cloned army, K?
Otherwise, let the good times roll! or something like that.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Ramthundar looked around at the choas around him. The endless armies of fictional characters, the loss of some dear friends/hated enemies, the odd rings of way-to-much-freaken-power, and shook his had in sorrow. "Oh, what will become of this land?" He said. Suddenly, the sea of soldiers parted and through it came a golden Prinney. It walked up to Ramthundar, and looked up at him with it's wide eyes, and said:

"What's going on, Dood?"

Now Ramthundar knew what had to be done. With a last, forlorn glance around him, he gently touched the golden Prinny's beak. The Prinny then exploded causing a rift in all space and time, twisting the very fabric of reality itself, as golden Prinnies often do.

The universe is reborn, and in a distant part of the galaxy, in a small secluded solar-sytem, on a small blue and green planet, amongst a small daffodil hill, Rammy the Happy Ram was chewing some grass. He suddenly noticed something, and when he bent down to look he saw...

Spoiler: Players of This Thread

Ok, i just thought this thread needed to have a do-over. I thought of just making another one, but less focused on killing and more on team work and moves (Super Smash Escapist Melee!) but thought, nah, that be repeating a thread. Not that I didn't enjoy the whole Link/Croshaw/Maddawg war thing, it was fun and funny, i just thought it was getting out of hand. So no hard feelings or anything, continue going to the detailed extremes, just let's skip the whole infinite power rings/cloned army, K?
Otherwise, let the good times roll! or something like that.

awww i was winning

 

[Ramthundar]

Hmm, I wonder if this could work...
Rammy the Happy Ram finds a lonely object on the ground, and wonders what it could be. Bending down, he see's a...

 

[thehoff]

Letter, with 'urgent, of the utmost importance!' scribbled on the outside. Ram starts to open it as the Space Cowboy appears on the horizon, strolling towards the Ram.

"Whats that you have there?" The Space Cowboy asks, chewing on a blade of grass.
"I don't know." The Ram replied as he pulled out what was inside...

 

[quack35]

A note from CEO Vader, telling him how disappointed he is in last quarter's performance.

 

[Ramthundar]

"NOOOO! I tried my best, damn it." Ram cried. He then shrugged and turned to the Space Cowboy. "So, you want to do an adventure here or you have your own things?" he asked.

 

[Ramthundar]

Ram suddenly expanded, furry coat growing in massive speeds. When it he reached the size of a house, he exploded!
All that was left behind was...Ram, the Happy Frolicing Goat!
Ram then skipped along, before tripping on yet another odd gem.