Avatar Adventure! (Do Over!)

[maddawg IAJI]

jessica flecther was killed by an army of zombies led by the left hand of MaddawgIAJI . he came to avenge his brother righty. he led the army across switzerland (becuase they wont fight back).with the swiss population under his command he led them to boston. upon arrival...

 

[TenthRegeneration]

...creepy Gandalf blasts maddawgIAJI's zombie arm and army away with his magical wizard powers. But then...

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Creepy Gandalf hears a buzzing sound behind him, quickly he turns around only to be hit by a green lightsaber that gets wedged in his head. Skarin, pulls his lightsaber out of the smoldering heap and is about to make a getaway when..

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

His lightsaber is parried to one side by the master sword, wielded by none other than the Hero of Time himself. The green-clad hero heaves a hefty boomerang at the berobed penguin, stunning him and retrieving the apparently-forgotten-since-being-in-overlord-obama's-posession gem at the same time. He is about to summon the wind to carry him off when...

 

[P1p3s]

P1p3s the currently-incarnated-as-a-leprechaun vixen of doom succumbs to the leprechauny desire for all things shiny and flips through the air, impaling HyruleanHyroe with a shilleighly.

Using a giant shamrock as a shield P1p3s turned over the object in her hands, mesmerised by the gem like centre, as she examined it with her hands one side popped open emitting a greater light from the central gem.

She felt she was getting close to the mystery of the object when suddenly...

 

[xxcloud417xx]

She was shot in the back by a burst of armor piercing rounds. When she was writhing in pain on the ground I put her out of her misery by crushing her skull under the boot of my armor. I then grabbed the object realizing finally that it was actually nothing more than a potatoe chip that has been collectiong dust and mold over the years. I was about to throw away the object in disgust when...

 

[Mr Fatherland]

My evil horde of zombies take your avatar by suprise and rip him to shreds.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

Suddenly, Damien the Pigeon rises from the wreckage of his airship. He picks up the gem which everyone seems to have stopped caring about. He looks at the cartoonish cloud of dust and stars that everyone is fighting in, and throws a firaga spell in there before running like hell. It kills voodoopigs. Damien kept running and running until he came upon....

 

[Ramthundar]

Rammy the Happy Ram, back from the dead! or maybe he was taking a nap.(wouldn't be surprised, lazy bastared) ANYWAY he rams into Damien, the gem being thrown up into the air and landing on Rammy. Suddenly, part of the light escapes and infuses into the lowly animal, enshrouding him in light. He transforms into Ramthundar, The Goat Warrior. Lifting the puny human in his mighty hands, he throws him up and headbutts him into oblivion. Ramthundar then picks up the gem, wondering if he could be empowered some more. But suddenly...

 

[Klagermeister]

Link comes out of nowhere and steals the gem. He divines the mysterious rock, and discovers it is actually the Evil Indestructible Crystal of Change from Unforgotten Realms. Thinking quickly, he...

 

[Duh]

link changes into a giant vulture from the crystal's curse, and he is slayed by an awesome ninja

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Recovering from his boomerang encounter the Jedi penguin notices an awesome ninja running by. He also noticed that the awesome ninja was clutching a gem in his hands. Thinking quickly the penguin uses the mystical powers of the Jedi mind trick to convince the awesome ninja that he is actually a turkey and that he should drop what he is carrying and stand in front of a busy highway for an hour.
This done, the penguin picks up the gem and makes for the hills when..

 

[Siris]

A prinny stops him in his tracks and, after being bumped by the penguin, explodes, as prinnies often do. After the explosion, however...

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

Damien the Pigeon walks up and takes the gem. He really didn't have to do much, as everyone else died in a fiery explosion. He calls upon his 3rd or 4th airship (because even though they're ancient technology, somehow FF characters seem to find them over and over again). He hops aboard and takes to the skies! However, while in the air, he notices that some of the boxes aboard the deck are moving. He walks over and moves them aside to find....

 

[Siris]

DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNNNN! Another Prinny! Which doesn't explode, but looks up at you and says a simple

"What's up dood?"

Then a bird poops on him and he explodes, as Prinnies often do. After the explosion, however...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

prinny was pounced on by a hunter under the control of maddawgIAJI's left hand who was thought to have been killed by creepy gandlaf. but what creepy gandalf did not no was that zombies cant be killed by magic (cause there alreasy dead). maddawg then rebuilds his zombie army. he then decides to take over china, japan,and india. maddawg then leads his ever growing undead army to the u.s.a he arrives in california where...

 

[xXGeckoXx]

He is killed by a Gecko who climbes down from a tower and cuts him i half with a katana. The seemingly invincible gecko turns to the sky and as he races up the skyscraper...

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Was struck down by a lightning storm created by a clone of the Jedi penguin who was also the original's Irish cousin..DUN-DUN-DUN!!!!. The penguin turns around and bolts for the nearest train platform when..

 

[Ramthundar]

He was head butted of by Ram the Scarred! DUN-DUN-DUNNN!!! Rammy searches for the crystal that had again disapeared, and finds it amidst the penguin guts below. He hops down easily, and picks it up. Once again continuing the quest to have it examined, and used for GOOD or EVIL depending on WHOever may posses it, he is met by...

 

[Siris]

A prinny DUN-DUN-DUNNN!!! That just shrugged it off and then promptly explodes, as Prinnies often do. After the explosion, however...