Avatar Adventure! (Do Over!)

[maddawg IAJI]

theres just one problem a zomibe in his bubble DUH DUH DUH! its the headless body of maddawg. the zombie then takes a lancer that he got from the locusts and chainsaws link. maddawg's body then returns to the destroyed body of maddawg and begin sewing him back together. maddawg then rises thanks his old body and grabs the rings. "stupid crossdresser" upon saying those words maddawg calls forth his zombie and locust armys and returns to his campiegn of destruction. (man i love being evil)

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

Before the ultimate nullifier was used,a man who was owned by 3 year olds hits him with a car and accidently breaks the nullifier.He goes out of the car, and then...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

maddawg then chainsaws amazing orgazmo who becuase he didnt do anything evil went to purgatory.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

maddawg then chainsaws amazing orgazmo who becuase he didnt do anything evil went to purgatory.

But then that gaping wound through Maddawg's stomach and penis from Orgazmo's pentrating him, finally killed maddawg, along with this shitty thread.

if you think its shitty then dont post in it

 

[maddawg IAJI]

maddawg then chainsaws amazing orgazmo who becuase he didnt do anything evil went to purgatory.

But then that gaping wound through Maddawg's stomach and penis from Orgazmo's pentrating him, finally killed maddawg, along with this shitty thread.

if you think its shitty then dont post in it

I think its shitty because I used something to nuliify your existance!!!

ya but look at the post below that one about the whole nulify thing.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

maddawg then chainsaws amazing orgazmo who becuase he didnt do anything evil went to purgatory.

But then that gaping wound through Maddawg's stomach and penis from Orgazmo's pentrating him, finally killed maddawg, along with this shitty thread.

if you think its shitty then dont post in it

I think its shitty because I used something to nuliify your existance!!!

ya but look at the post below that one about the whole nulify thing.

Find, but I just hope you can acknoledge that we are both dead in this thread, and that we are not coming back.

fine ill just use the zombie body thats been following me. yay back to be being a zombie

 

[Stryker Z]

((L is an overpowered avatar. That is all.))

A 1up roves across the screen, before colliding with the zombie and... [killing?] him back into a human!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

and now im dead. (becuase humans cant live without there heads

 

[Klagermeister]

Link reattaches Maddawg's head for fear that he'll be gone forever.
Besides, he needs someone to beat up on in his adventures.

Link finally decides to end this charade, and places the rings on his fingers.
He is now imbued with the power to control time, space, and existence, each with a respective ring.
He laughs maniacally, traveling through time to escape with the rings once and for all.
...But not without dropping a giant bomb on the Earth first.
The fuse is slowly burning, and despite all attempts, noone can put it out.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

NOOOOOOOOOOO! says the now living and human maddawg. time is running out he has two choices.

1) he trys to stop the bomb so he can blow up the earth.
2)run like hell.

he decides to go with the latter choice. while running he trips over an instrument. it was links ocraina. maddawg knows what powers the ocraina has and uses it to travel in time to go after link. upon arriving in diffrent time....

 

[Klagermeister]

Link closes the portal that Maddawg was using to enter his realm as he was halfway through.
This resulted in his legs and feet landing in Renaissance Italy.
His torso remained in Link's realm, so Link walked over to him and said only one thing:
"Give it back."

He takes the Ocarina, and due to his incredible ability to break through time and space...
Link wills a grenade into his hand, pulls the pin, and places it in Maddawg's mouth.
Before doing so, he wills Maddawg to be immortal, but still able to feel pain.

He walks away, assured that nothing can stop him from completing his one true, hidden goal.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

all of the sudden maddawg spits the gernade out (simple methods rock) the gernade flies over links head and lands at the feet of the epoana. horse chunks fly everywhere as links looks on in with a horrific look on the face. that look changed to anger and he turned around and began attacking maddawg. however he regretted makeing maddawg invincable. maddawg took the pain until his legs could arrive. his legs kicked link in the arse. in pain link droped his sword. maddawg takes the sword and stabs it throught link's hand. link howls in pain as maddawg slips off the ring. he puts the ring on and uses it to recombine himself with his legs. he then transports link to the time where he planted the bomb dooming him.


as link dissapered maddawg smiled and said "lets seem get out of that while wearing a dress"

 

[Crowghast]

Several miles away, in the thicket of weeds on a small hillock, was a soldier, and he held an M1 garand. Sighting a large, ugly locust, he pulled the rigger. His rifle rang and the noise of it scattered birds all around. Recovering from the recoil, he smiled from ear-to-ear.

It's head had split like a melon.

The blood spurting in gouts of dark red, splattering on the ground and clotting in the grass. The soldier tipped back his helmet and smiled again. Standing, he stuck the butt of his rifle into the ground and leaned on it. Laughing, he pulled out a thermos of Mother's Homebrewed Coffee and poured into a cup.

Sipping contently, he tucked it away after slurping the dredges of coffee grounds. And took aim once more. For kicks, he then shot the other seven rounds into the body of the locust thing.

First, he blew it's arm off from the elbow, and then the other arm, followed by each of his legs, and then pumped the last rounds into it's gut.

"He won't be comin' back soon."

The soldier then walked away, laughing, and making more coffee.

 

[Klagermeister]

Realizing that Maddawg had only taken his ring of time...
Link transports to the alternate dimension where Maddawg resided.
Link wills for Maddawg to be mortal once again.
Due to his severe bullet wounds, he drops to the ground, defeated once again.
Link takes back his Ring of Time, and begins walking away...
But not before trapping Maddawg in a zero-point energy field.
Assured that Maddawg cannot be resurrected in any way...
He sits down with Crowghast for a cup of coffee in celebration of a job well done.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

in the distant field a large scream was heard. link heard this scream and want to investigate. as link arrived all he saw was a dead ww2 era solider lying in the field. link does not know how a ww2 solider got to this dimension but he soon lost intrest. what he did care about was what killed the man. he looked on for any signs of the cause and soon came across a bullet wound. he drew up his sword looking in the surronding woods for any signs of the assialent. just then a the same scream was heard and the ground began to shake. link confused was soon launched into the air and when he looked down all he saw was the HYDRA a giant reaver that is ridden by the locust monk leader skorge. link smiled for he knew skorge was no match for him. skorge knew this as well so he got a little friend to help him in combat. as link pulled out his bow he was gobbled up by the riftworm a giant worm with the abillty to create locust tunnels. skorge then went to maddawgs body and used his dual chainsaw staff to free him. he then took the body underground for a proper burial. (two things one i know it would be impossible to free maddawg but i thought it would be good to add to the story and two i will soon change my avatar to skorge)

 

[Crowghast]

The soldier got up from his momentary disorienation. Brushing the bullet wound near his head. "Tha' was only a scratch. What? Did'ch you bast'uhds think that'd stop me?" Looking up, he saw his coffee drinking companion being devoured by an enormous worm. Unphased, he immediately took aim and popped a single round into it's eye. The round decided to ricochet off of it's skull and bounce into it's brain, damaging it's thought processes. It decided that Skorge was more appetizing. In a single fell dash, the creature inhaled the "HYDRA" along with this locust monk.

As the monster dove back into the soil, the soldier did wink at the camera after his close-up, and took a sip of his ambrosia-infused coffee. Liquid immortality in a refreshing caffeine ground.

 

[Klagermeister]

Okay, we need a new plot device...

Unfortunately, Link had lost his rings of time, space and existence to the riftworm.
But that was all right. Using his Ocarina he transports himself and his new friend Crowghast out of the alternate dimension.
They landed somewhere in post-apocalyptic USA, greeted by the skinned face of a mutated humanoid.
Link whipped out his arrows of light and plugged him straight in the eye, turning to ashes as he fell.
Unfortunately, hundreds more were soon swarming them. Link had only 10 arrows, and Crowghast only had enough rounds for 20 of them.
Link and Crowghast realized help needed to come, and fast.

 

[Mr. Fister]

Just then, Link turned into his wolf form! He wondered how this happened for a second, when he felt weight on his back. Link immediately what was going on: Midna had come back and turned him into a wolf again. As the mutants closed in, Midna warped both herself and Wolf Link to....

 

[maddawg IAJI]

the shadow realm. from there they watched as crowghast was swarmed by hundreds of mutants. he ran out of ammo and made a run for it. he looked in awe as the mutants followed him. all of the sudden the ground fell out below the mutants and the locust came swarming out. with no ammo to fight back crowghast was turned to swiss cheses from all the hammerburst fire.

from the hole rose the newest locust general (who looked like skorge) Suram. he took out his specilized gorgon pistol and unloaded the entire clip into crowghast. my predecessor's may have underestimated you but belive me i will not. he then climbs back into the emergance hole. from there he went to the locust stronghold of Nexus to plan the next attack.

 

[Siris]

A Prinny has walked many miles to once again be part of the story, though his part may be small. He approaches the wolf link and cocks his head, letting out a characteristic

"What's going on, Dood?"

Suddenly...