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Well yours is um easy.. I would stand back and let you do what you do.. over and over and over again.
(but mine is pretty obvious too)
(but mine is pretty obvious too)
Actually, you didn't died of suicide. I killed you with my sniper rifle before you shot yourself..
Mr. Putin ransacks all the oil in the world and wait for the global powers to disintegrate under the might of the new Russian Empire.
That or I'd have my green friends beat you up, stick a compass down your throat and suffocate with with my red comfy chair.
That or I'd have my green friends beat you up, stick a compass down your throat and suffocate with with my red comfy chair.
"They aren't dead? What the hell?"
They're devoted bastards, aren't they?
"Devoted to death, maybe."
Do you want me to fire the beam cannon again?
"No. I don't think that'll stop 'em."
I know, but it would be fun.
"You think murder is fun, Jerry? What the hell?"
Only if they're all cunts.
"You're a bastard, Jerry."
I learned from the best.
"Are you saying I'm a bastard??"
Actually I was talking about Purple Rain, but you'll do in a pinch.
"Wow, just...wow."
I'm gonna fire the beam cannon, anyway. I spent a lot of your money on it and goddamn it, I'm gonna use it.
"Wait, so this entire starfleet was funded by me?"
No, just the cannon.
"Oh fine. Fire the cannon."
(fifteen minutes later)
It missed.
"How the hell did it miss? It's the radius of half a friggin' planet!"
Someone mistook a six for a nine. I'm looin' at you, Fred.
"It happens to me all the time, Fred, it's no big deal. Anyway, what are we going to do now?"
We could fire a planet destroyer. It's basically just a hollow metal shell capable of destroying entire planets.
"Sounds like a good idea to me."
They're devoted bastards, aren't they?
"Devoted to death, maybe."
Do you want me to fire the beam cannon again?
"No. I don't think that'll stop 'em."
I know, but it would be fun.
"You think murder is fun, Jerry? What the hell?"
Only if they're all cunts.
"You're a bastard, Jerry."
I learned from the best.
"Are you saying I'm a bastard??"
Actually I was talking about Purple Rain, but you'll do in a pinch.
"Wow, just...wow."
I'm gonna fire the beam cannon, anyway. I spent a lot of your money on it and goddamn it, I'm gonna use it.
"Wait, so this entire starfleet was funded by me?"
No, just the cannon.
"Oh fine. Fire the cannon."
(fifteen minutes later)
It missed.
"How the hell did it miss? It's the radius of half a friggin' planet!"
Someone mistook a six for a nine. I'm looin' at you, Fred.
"It happens to me all the time, Fred, it's no big deal. Anyway, what are we going to do now?"
We could fire a planet destroyer. It's basically just a hollow metal shell capable of destroying entire planets.
"Sounds like a good idea to me."
Thanks. I happen to like Unforgotten Realms, although I wouldn't count them as one of my comedic influences.Puppeteer Putin said:
Oh yeah, and the planet destroyer hits what remains of earth, destroying it, and everything on it, completely. Apologies for the genocide.