Avatar Fights

[SnowCold]

The cake is a lie, Making a space paradox to the avatar doesn't exsist.

 

[ninja chicken]

If the cake is a lie then why am I seeing it? and if the avatar doesn't exist why can I see it then. I'll eat the cake and let the paradox continue, leaving me with an eaten cake and a paradox of a cake that has been eaten though it never where.

 

[chomesuke]

I'm a snake eater, but trust me a grilled chicken will do just the same...

FOOD!

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

I steal your rainbow and beat you senseless with it. Win.

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Homestar gets in touch with his secret viking history and beats your backwards tucan costume wearing guy/girl with a chicken bone. Homestar is completely invisible when in Viking apparel so sorry, but the topic is over now

 

[Hookman]

Edge takes down homestar with a spear! The spear conquers all regardless of invisibility!

 

[SnowCold]

Normal clowns throw pies at their face, and cake is the oppiset of pie, so I throw it at the nega-clown

 

[Random Argument Man]

The cake is a lie. Therefore you're a lie. I eliminated your existence.

 

[TMAN10112]

The knife flys off the books propelled by an unknown force, sliceing your throat.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Brendon Small makes a snuff film of your loved ones then hands you a 9mm pistol.
You shoot yourself.

 

[SnowCold]

I offer the cake for a peace treaty [sp]

 

[megapenguinx]

I would just destroy GlaDos, she's the one who has the picture of the cake anyways

 

[neoman10]

I cut your antenna of with my hat

 

[xxcloud417xx]

I would use my tardis to travel to his location, grab him, travel to a sun that's about to go supernova, drop him off and travel the hell out. and then keep his hat as a trophy of my victory.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

i take a shit in the booth and break the windows with my giutar

 

[xxcloud417xx]

I Travel into your star destroyer's engine core with my tardis and use the Sonic Screwdriver I found lying around in here to disrupt your engines and rig them to blow up. I then travel to a safe distance and watch some fireworks and listen to the AC/DC concert.

 

[xitel]

I stare your TARDIS to death. It knows what it did.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

i cut off your face with the razor on my guitar

 

[HyruleanHyroe]

I somehow cut through your amazing guitar rockage with my intense ocarina queerness and sword you to death.

 

[Incompl te]

poke your sword which you stupidly hold up in the air, causing it to fall on your head and split you in half. Then surfboard on your half-body.