Avatar Fights

[Meatstorm]

i'd bubble that thing and then jump on it

 

[Incompl te]

i'd fill your gob with hot tofu covered in mezzo. then gouge your eyes with a pen and break your nonexistent sack with a wrench.

 

[disturbed88]

i will use my m16 and knife to shoot and knife u dead

 

[Knight Templar]

I will use my M16 and knife to shoot and stab you dead

But because you have yet to do so I run both of you through with by book sword (book sword, mighter than the pen).

 

[InvisibleMilk]

I'd, uh...Smile? then throw my Top hat Oddjob style at your face.Your armored face.

 

[tickle]

I'd kick that top-hat square off your head! Wahhhhhhhhh

 

[jebussaves88]

I would grab the yellow spikey thing in the background and start severing things off you.

 

[Maka112]

I would fly around your bullets and then use a bomb

 

[Damolition]

Your Avatar is humorous, In soviet Russia Tim Curry would charge your family for the bullets used in your own execution.
[edit]
Scrath that, Nr Geometry posted fist.

Tim Curry would use that geometry to build a missile Silo.

 

[Dragonrabbit]

I would use my unicorn summoning powers to call upon the forces of the night and crush you with a death rainbow, mwahahaha.

 

[Berethond]

Kill your disturbing unicorn with an Energy Sword.

 

[Puppeteer Putin]

Beat you in a starring content. Against Mr. Putin you would of suffered a brain hemorrhage and collapse from internal bleeding.

Or laugh yourself to death because he's trying to look like Agent Smith.

 

[Dancingman]

Kick his ex-KGB ass with my Judo Crow powers and then stab him with a pencil, then finish him off with the matrix moves I learned.

 

[Marv21]

Jump into a choppa! Drive it, and have Watari/Wammy shoot you down like a dog!

 

[Mr. Fister]

Since fighting the letter L would be lame, I instead turn to fight link.

It doesn't end well.

 

[Incompl te]

I just think "Why the hell am I versing a red paper cutout of something" *walks off*

 

[JakalMc]

Bite your marshmallow-like face off.
Then gnaw on your...tofu sticks?

 

[chomesuke]

I give you a dose of crack, landing you in my imaginary box.

You can be anything you want to be here!

...

then I slit your throat.

 

[Meatstorm]

i'd throw you with my compasses while sitting at my luxurous chair, then i'd handshake you to death

 

[neoman10]

what can my guy do...ummm be scared and run?