Avatar Fights

[Labyrinth]

I'll melt your fucking icecream, using my bowler to fan heat from a fire at you. Bwaha!

 

[Viking Moose]

Drive by worming. Enough said.

 

[Incompl te]

step on you...easy

 

[terribleyetfun]

re aim the fireworks behind you at the back of your head and light them so you turn into a comical pile of ash then I steal your ice cream

 

[Incompl te]

Click the cancel button and get rid of your existence.

 

[terribleyetfun]

grab your head and slam it repeatedly into the blue backdrop behind you killing you with severe head trauma

 

[megapenguinx]

I give your xbox the rrod

 

[GenHellspawn]

I choke you with your own cape. They are hazardous, you know.

 

[Dubiousduke]

I'd fill the room with noxious metal-eating gas particles... Considering I'm wearing a suit entirely of plastic...

 

[Mr. Fister]

There's not a trace of metal on me, so the gas is useless against me.

I grab the compass I have with me and throw it, decapitating you Oddjob-style.

 

[jebussaves88]

I tear your nose off at the root, and flick it up a vicars anus.

 

[Incompl te]

I reboot the game! hahahaha level 1 again. "Press X to not die". X. (you die not me)

 

[megapenguinx]

Good thing I have no metal on, this is all rubber and plastic. I simply beat you down with my V powrs

 

[Incompl te]

The heat from my fireworks melt your plastic and rubber leaving you bare! I just clobber you with my wrench.

 

[Marv21]

I fire Mah Lazor at you! BLAHHHHHHHHH!

 

[acer840]

BOOM! Headshot. To bad there is no real way of killing a letter of the alphabet

 

[terribleyetfun]

I distract your kitten with a bowl of poison kitty-chow which kills him

 

[Adam Jenson]

I make you give a damn by getting you to look outside the window where the Eiffel tower is on a ramapage. The hock is so great you drop dead. I steal your moneyz

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

My many shiny swords gut you and slice off your tentacles and have you for dinner.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I throw mud on your swords making them not shiny and useless they then eventually rust up and die