My self-made daemon-thingy gore you with the horns on it's head, before dying from old age
(I've had this avatar for way too long)
(I've had this avatar for way too long)
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Combine metrocop arrests you for being an imp, which is unconstitutional and against the "No Aliens (besides the Combine) act" or AA act, and also for not being combine and beating people with blunt objects (To death). Keep your hands about your person during beating and target practice.
I use my wrench to break your oxygen tank (bioshock trailer style) but fail. Ill just explode you with FIREWORKS OF DOOM!!!
Oh yeah... Link uses his sword and zombie repellant.
He blows your freaking head off! HAHAHA!
Oh, and Pacman eats your remains like power pellets.
He blows your freaking head off! HAHAHA!
Oh, and Pacman eats your remains like power pellets.
well i jab out your eyes with my pen then pacman eats them (eyes, pellets. see the resemblance?). Now that you're blinded I'll wait for you to die from loss of blood. (laughs evily)
What is your avatar?Adam Jenson said:
EDIT:Even after I posted this it only showed one page, ignore this post and deal with the fire guy.
Its Ben Hargreeves from the umbrella academy. I changed my avatar before I posted but it still hasn't changed.Knight Templar said:
Spider Jerusalem takes his boots to your groin and then takes the bell from his hat of awesomeness and >censored<. He then kicks you one last time in the chest, utters a witty put down and uses you as an example for his next column on how people today weak pansys.
Standing on a plateau, The Logician looks down at the melee with immense dissatisfaction. I thought they were better than this he thinks. Violence never solved anything, and what's more, this doesn't seem to have any point whatsoever. Why?
"What do you think, Jerry?" The Logician says, seemingly to no one. More shocking is the response.
I think people are stupid. Most people, anyway; I've met exceptions to the rule.
"Why thank you , Jerry."
Actually I was talking about Khedive Rex, but you'll work in a pinch.
"So what should I do?"
My space fleet is on standby. We could blow them and the planet to high hell. How's that sound?
"Do I have to be on it?"
I would prefer if you weren't.
"Alright. Beam us up, Scotty."
Actually his name is Jermy, and he hates Star Trek. But I'm sure he won't kick your ass when we get there.
Light-years away, orbiting around the planet Saturn, what seems to be a moon begins to awaken. With a crack, the rock on its surface shatters, and the moon seems to fold out, ressonating with light. After several minutes, part of the planet extends and fold inwards, revealing a massive cannon. It fires.
With that, the light fades, and the moon seems to die, its purpose fulfilled.
Several minutes later the beam slams into the planet, cracking it like a dinner plate. Within minutes, it shatters, it's axis extended beyond its limit.. Another planet dies, with a roar of pain rather than a sigh of relif.
"What do you think, Jerry?" The Logician says, seemingly to no one. More shocking is the response.
I think people are stupid. Most people, anyway; I've met exceptions to the rule.
"Why thank you , Jerry."
Actually I was talking about Khedive Rex, but you'll work in a pinch.
"So what should I do?"
My space fleet is on standby. We could blow them and the planet to high hell. How's that sound?
"Do I have to be on it?"
I would prefer if you weren't.
"Alright. Beam us up, Scotty."
Actually his name is Jermy, and he hates Star Trek. But I'm sure he won't kick your ass when we get there.
Light-years away, orbiting around the planet Saturn, what seems to be a moon begins to awaken. With a crack, the rock on its surface shatters, and the moon seems to fold out, ressonating with light. After several minutes, part of the planet extends and fold inwards, revealing a massive cannon. It fires.
With that, the light fades, and the moon seems to die, its purpose fulfilled.
Several minutes later the beam slams into the planet, cracking it like a dinner plate. Within minutes, it shatters, it's axis extended beyond its limit.. Another planet dies, with a roar of pain rather than a sigh of relif.
My eye stare's into your soul via your eye's. You will see all that I have seen, hear the screams of pain by those I have killed. Then I headbutt you with my templar helmet, breaking your veiw of my experiences and leave you on the floor, curled in the fetal postion and bloodied.
Wearing my phantom of the opera mask I walk up to you and grab you're hand with my vice like grip. The last thing you see is shadow like people closing on you and my smile.
When you come to, you find yourself incorporated into the escapist survey, doomed forever to being attacked by giant pointer icons.
When you come to, you find yourself incorporated into the escapist survey, doomed forever to being attacked by giant pointer icons.