Avatar Fights

[Mighdas]

Use my data gathering drones to hack into your computer and speed up the damn-giving process.

 

[Ganado_Headshot]

Go super sayan Gogeta on you and do a spirit bomb

 

[Incompl te]

You look like a ms paint drawing so I click 'x' and Don't Save.

 

[Incompl te]

I delete you once more and uninstall ms paint.

 

[Rock Beefchest]

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[Rock Beefchest]

I Guess I would take you outside into the light so I can see what the hell you are and what your weaknesses could be. Unless you are a vampire then it would be two birds with one stone.

 

[Incompl te]

I stab my pen in your eye and you're pencil in you're eye! thus making you blind!!!!

 

[Incompl te]

those two black lines on your ''face''

 

[Incompl te]

what glow beam?. I strangle you with the ribbon on my wrench.

 

[Incompl te]

I have a wrench in my badges...anyway...i impale you with the exclamation mark in the Zero Punctuation logo!!!!

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

My abominable form appears in a whirl of fresh snow, making the temperature drop several degrees. My dark wooden talons reach out to claw deepdarkz, leaving severe gashes in his throat, wounds laden with an ages-old curse. I then turn to Dkozza and fire a cone of chilling air at him, freezing him in place. Then, I tip my hat and disappear just as suddenly as I came.

 

[Mr. Fister]

I simply warp you to the middle of the desert, where you melt in less than a minute.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

I simply warp you to the middle of the desert, where you melt in less than a minute.

Minor problem: You don't know where I am. I vanished after my attack, remember?

Also, just because I melt doesn't mean I'm dead. The snow that I'm comprised of holds little impact on my wellbeing. I'll be back soon enough, in a newer and even more terrifying form.

"...But he waved goodbye, saying don't you cry...

I'll be back again someday."

EDIT: Alternatively, as I have teleportation powers of my own, I can just warp to Antarctica after you warp me to the desert.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I use almighty computing powers and Google earth to locate you and when i find you I chase after you with a flamethrower which you run away slowly melting with each step and as you become a puddle staring up at me taking your last gasps of air you scream out NOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[NeoAC]

I turn off the computer you appear on, then pack it up and give it to my little brother. You are never heard from again.

 

[DoW Lowen]

I'm not sure who that is, I'm going to ignorantly assume it's a poet so I'm sure you'll end up killing yourself anyway.

 

[Aschenkatza]

I smack you with my basket till you die, then bundle up your corpse into the basket.
Food for later, yum.

 

[NeoAC]

I give you to Yogi Bear.

EDIT: The guy in my avatar is Benjamin Disraeli.

 

[Wolf Blade]

I get you kicked our of parliament permanently. You commit suicide over the shame.

 

[Incompl te]

I continually cause your 'lego?' to fall making you more and more depressed till you DIE!!!!