WHAT!?!? A scarf? What kind of sissy wears a scarf?! You may dress like a gentleman, but the only source of warmth that a true badass gentleman like Mr. Torgue Flexington needs is from the heat of the explosions he is causing!
Oh, am I supposed to be scared!? I'm willing to bet that hat got stuck on your deformed alien head and your stupid little arms can't reach to get it off! Or maybe it's just that you can't take a little bit of cold on your soft alien ears!?
Either way I'm gonna take it off BY BLOWING YOU THE F**K UP WITH MY HIGH EXPLOSIVE TORGUE WEAPONRY!!!!!!
This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.