Avatar wars!

[Gunner 51]

Laser rifles? you mean flashlights, right?
But either way, they'd probably dog pile my Predator any day.

 

[Scarynerd]

I have an ak47. You can't beat an ak47... infidel!!!

 

[Rhys95]

Schrodinger's Cat uses the power of QUANTUMN PHYSICS!.
You can't fight back becuase he's already dead and not dead at the same time.
SCIENCE WINS!

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

*cracks fingers* okay, lets see what we have here: Two chosen teenagers to become the next Mega Man X, both which become Deus ex Machinas in the second game, and a man destined to become the next crimson hero, Zero; his ultimate sacrifice granting the former two the power to face and conquer the reincarnation of Antichrist itself, Dr. Weil.

VS

Schrodinger's Cat

Nope, no contest here. Sayonara, kitty cat.

EDIT: justified, by opening Schrodinger's box the cat dies immediately.

 

[alandavidson]

I wouldn't fight, I would join forces.

 

[ChocoFace]

Perry always finds a way to save the whole tri-state area so i think he can beat pretty much anyone. Also, who in their right mind would hurt a platypus wearing such a sweet hat?

 

[Some_weirdGuy]

whats my avatar again? i forget :/

 

[Aprilgold]

Ok, quick thing, YOU ALL ARE GOING TO PIKACHU HELL!
PIKA NUUKKKKEEEE!
This relates to how this whole battle is like. A bunch of awkward shit.

 

[Muffin Man]

Thundaga! Awww, its not very effective...

 

[Some_weirdGuy]

I am, therefore, Beaten.

indeed.
Now that i see my avatar:
It's Eric 'Badlands' Booker holding a very dodgily edited in orange box. There could be any number of dogily edited in anti-shark weapons hidden inside that box. Therefore i win?

Also, captcha tells me to 'Review Ckelyti'.

 

[Aprilgold]

Thundaga! Awww, its not very effective...

DDAAAAMMMNNN YYYOOUUU HARDENING MMMAAGGEEE!

 

[Souplex]

@neo131x: A gentleman shark?
I wrestle gods.
Mid-tier wrestlers beat sharks.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

Well I will stare at you until you die of boredom or cuteness... rawr.

 

[Souplex]

@neo131x: A gentleman shark?
I wrestle gods.
Mid-tier wrestlers beat sharks.

But MY shark is smoking a pipe.

That just means it has lung problems. (Gill problems?)

 

[Some_weirdGuy]

no, You just win, A bald guy eating a video game beats a shark smoking a pipe.

but now its an undersized animated avatar of the same guy, as he cycles through various videogame and anime... outfits? themes? whatever.

Would this make him still win?
Clearly yes, since it's these same reality bending powers that he clearly has which make pipe smoking sharks even possible