Avatar wars!

[Some_weirdGuy]

I am, therefore, Beaten.

indeed.
Now that i see my avatar:
It's Eric 'Badlands' Booker holding a very dodgily edited in orange box. There could be any number of dogily edited in anti-shark weapons hidden inside that box. Therefore i win?

Also, captcha tells me to 'Review Ckelyti'.

 

[Aprilgold]

Thundaga! Awww, its not very effective...

DDAAAAMMMNNN YYYOOUUU HARDENING MMMAAGGEEE!

 

[Souplex]

@neo131x: A gentleman shark?
I wrestle gods.
Mid-tier wrestlers beat sharks.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

Well I will stare at you until you die of boredom or cuteness... rawr.

 

[Souplex]

@neo131x: A gentleman shark?
I wrestle gods.
Mid-tier wrestlers beat sharks.

But MY shark is smoking a pipe.

That just means it has lung problems. (Gill problems?)

 

[Some_weirdGuy]

no, You just win, A bald guy eating a video game beats a shark smoking a pipe.

but now its an undersized animated avatar of the same guy, as he cycles through various videogame and anime... outfits? themes? whatever.

Would this make him still win?
Clearly yes, since it's these same reality bending powers that he clearly has which make pipe smoking sharks even possible

 

[Henkie36]

A very smug shark vs. Optimus Prime. I win.

 

[Camarii]

Gay Hunters vs. Optimus Prime? Well they can't really eat his BRAIIIINNS so...I lose

 

[captaincabbage]

Well, my avatar has beated bigger things that Optimus Prime, buuuut, Optimus prime has beaten bigger things than him as well, so I'll go with Optimus Prime

 

[Wuggy]

I'm pretty sure my avatar is able to crush pretty much anything, it's the earth. So your little knight dude won't stand much of a chance.

 

[Skillock]

Ummm, a zombie that just received a fatal head shot. You win.

 

[ultimateownage]

This should go in forum games.

 

[Henkie36]

A very smug shark vs. Optimus Prime. I win.

What if the bubbles from his pipe get into teh robots systems? HMMM?

Yeah, I'm sure that some bubbles are going to beat a robot who eats robots his own size for breakfast.

 

[Jyggalag]

A dark wizard/rouge sniping with a poisoned bow and arrow vs...

well shit. I lost.

 

[TilMorrow]

Hmm, my Avatar is a mexican-hat wearing king guy with cool shades... Well this doesn't look go- OH Wait he has Guilty Spark from Halo 3's Forge mode! I Scorpian spam you to death gentlemenly shark! But first in good etiquette, we dine on tea and biscuits before your inevitable end.

 

[farq1414]

A dark wizard/rouge sniping with a poisoned bow and arrow vs...

well shit. I lost.

I can't believe how far a shark wearing a monicole can get you in this forum game.

I think i might be able to give a fight

 

[flyhawk]

against that?

Ill just stick my drill where the sun don't shine afterwards my little girl will poke you a hundred times with a big ass needle

 

[Jyggalag]

It looks like the monocle shark is fighting itself. I suppose I have a shot...

 

[farq1414]

A dark wizard/rouge sniping with a poisoned bow and arrow vs...

well shit. I lost.

I can't believe how far a shark wearing a monicole can get you in this forum game.

I think i might be able to give a fight

Is that sora in a fairy costume???...

no it's his Final Form but i shall not be fighting you with the keyblade no no no i shall be fighting you with the power. OF SONG!!!!!

 

[Spider RedNight]

Well, if you're fighting with SONG, then I'm screwed. xD

Even though my avatar's not REALLY in a position to go picking fights with other avatars, unless Mad Jack teamed UP. o3o Then where would we be? ARI, two guns against a guy with a metal *pipe. WHOA.

*Albeit, the pipe IS magic and capable of butt-kicking. Wait, I'm not helping my fight. xD ANYWAY, I'm not sure. Let's just assume you'd win because of the situation of my avatar