B&E with 1 item

[AlchemicalGod]

Take every key in the house, copy them several times over and give the copies to local homeless shelters with the address of the neighbourhood so they'd roam around the neighbourhood trying every house door.

 

[Dumbfish1]

Odd socks, leaving them no matching pairs.

Hehe, that wouldn't work against me. All my socks are black and pretty much of the same pattern, so you'd have to steal ALL of them

Pffft, no. All but one.

 

[Temple Guard]

I would take the bathroom door. It will create many uncomfortable moments until it gets replaced.

 

[kidd25]

i would b&e everyday, and a take bill, it can be anything from dollar to thousand. But one, every day for the rest of their time in the house.

 

[QuadFish]

I would cut their phone line and attach a modem to it that constantly loops smooth jazz.

EDIT: Also, their bricks. One by one. From their house. Every day.

 

[SilentCom]

Does bringing a match constitute messing with them?

 

[Zacharious-khan]

portal gun easy to get in and get out and oh the fun you could have moving things around

 

[N_of_the_dead]

The drawer they keep their take out menus in

 

[Hawk eye1466]

I'd paint the house the most sicking colors imaginable or glue everything to the ceiling I'd steal the house key so I could enter whenever I wanted and all I'd do is rearrange things culminating in one night I'd move their bed to the roof of their house.

Edit I just thought of another thing to bring in the house!
Bring a lot of small speakers and hide them in the walls then set them to play all the most irritating and random songs you can think of at random times of the day!

 

[archaicmalevolence]

I'd take the button that makes the toilet flush

 

[Hawk eye1466]

Replace all their photos with Bill Cosby, each with a recording to sound "Zip zop zoobidy Bop!" at random intervals in the day.

That made me burst out laughing well done!

I now want to do this very badly

 

[MercurySteam]

Their fridge. That is definitely going to mess with them. Plus, you can never have enough tasty snacks.

 

[subjectseven]

Take in: A set of screwdrivers. To completely take apart every electronic (TVs, consoles, DVD players, external hard drives, laptops, PCs) into thousands of little pieces and then mix them all up in a massive pile in the living room.

Take out: The 'power on' buttons for each of the electronics.

Pretty nasty.

 

[Lunar Templar]

remove: the handles off EVERYTHING, leaving them in a pile in the living room

relocate: the jewels and high dollar stuff to the kitchen table, just cause

steal: nothing

leave: a creepy gargoyle statue on top the TV, just cause


that oughta fuck with some heads

 

[Lordpils]

Is gravity an acceptable answer? Because if I had the ability to break into a home and take all the gravitational pull I would do it. If not I'd take the walls and leave all the support beams or I'd take their lightbulbs.
This would be easier if I could leave something to drive them insane, because it's something I want to do.

Edit: someone suggested relocating something if I did that it would be the toilet (and all of it's plumbing) to the living room.
Edit 2: If I could leave something it'd be a Golden Neko-cat Statue that meows just loud enough to barely hear at random times.

 

[balanovich]

Your breaking and entering a house but can only take 1 item, your objective is to mess with them to insanity at much as possible. What is the item?

Does the paint on the walls count ?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Your wording both confuses and confuzzles me, so I shall answer both potential meanings.

If I can take one with me to the house, then it shall be a camera.
I shall use this camera to take pictures of every room in their[footnote]I before E is a lie. A LIE![/footnote] house, and put them in the rooms that do not correspond with the room in the picture!

If I can take something from the House, then I shall take their Toilet.

Truly I am an evil mastermind of the lowest calibre.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Light bulbs......all of them.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Take in: A sonic screwdriver.

Take out: The walls. Not the ceiling, that stays where it is. But the walls are mine.

 

[Soluncreed]

I'd take their power cords. Everything will look like it works, and then they'll realize....