B&E with 1 item

[Agayek]

Your breaking and entering a house but can only take 1 item, your objective is to mess with them to insanity at much as possible. What is the item?

Important distinction needs to be made here: Do you mean taking one thing with you into their home, or taking one thing out of their home?

If the former, I'd carry a tazer and rig it to their bedroom's doorknob for a fun shock every time they touch the knob.

If the latter, I'd take a single, small, key component of either their toilet or the lock mechanism on their front door. Nothing huge, but something that's really hard to find unless you know what you're doing. Hilarity would ensue.

 

[rayen020]

I'd take either the front door. or the door to the first bathroom i see.

if i'm taking something in, a small clear glass box with a bright pink cock and balls inside. it will be placed either on the center of the dining table or coffe table.

 

[RedgraveStorm]

if i had to take something in, I'd take this:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/b278/?srp=1
And hide it in a vent or in the wall.

If I had to take something I'd take the dresser drawers. And swap all the clothes into different peoples rooms.

 

[thehorror2]

Wouldn't take anything. Just move every tv in the house into the spot another tv was in.

 

[Anthony Abney]

if you mean take in, I would take a set of silent tools and do some stealth carpentry (cookie to those who get that reference)

if take out, I would steal one centimeter of one leg of every table and chair in the house

 

[guitarsniper]

every pillow in the house: bed pillows and couch cushions.

 

[ajemas]

I'd take their remote control and then drive by their house and change the channel.

 

[maxmanrules]

A portable electromagnetic pulse device.

 

[redisforever]

All the planks that keep their mattresses held up, except one for each bed. That way, they'd look normal, until someone gets in the bed, and then...SNAP!

 

[Antari]

I'd take the front door off its hinges and walk away with it.