Back In My Day....
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well inMY day we didn't even have rain! there wasn't even a stable ecosystem! rained lava and fire for a couple billion years it did! then when the first bacteria started to breath out oxygen we knew to start harvesting the rock and glass!
texting is like SUPER tough and stuff
texting is like SUPER tough and stuff
In my day, Texting was non-existant. We used to tie messages to pigeon's legs and send them down the street. If the pigeon wasn't well trained enough, we'd never find out the reply. That and we used to use Lead type-keys on type writers to write out our messages, Yer whippersnapper!
I was late for class and got a detention.
I was late for class and got a detention.
in my day, we had no detention we'd get disciplined in front of the class and afterwards had to run 20 laps around the school builiding!
it's cold outside at 2 am..
it's cold outside at 2 am..
Back in my day, we didn't go to detention. We had to serve time in mini-hell. And if we mouthed off, we went to real hell. For a year!
And there were daily whapings! By flying horrors!
[sup]whip/rape combo, for you whippersnappers[/sup]
So? Back in my day, if it wasn't high noon, it was always freezing! And we had to burn our own body fat in order to stay warm! You fuckin ninja.
My favorite soda had its price raised!
And there were daily whapings! By flying horrors!
[sup]whip/rape combo, for you whippersnappers[/sup]
So? Back in my day, if it wasn't high noon, it was always freezing! And we had to burn our own body fat in order to stay warm! You fuckin ninja.
My favorite soda had its price raised!
Back in my day, Nazis didn't "take over" anything! They bum-rushed the hell out of any country they wanted! And they popped out of the goddamn ground, grabbed ya by the ankles, and pulled you into their tunnels for interrogation and slow death!
I drove 400 miles today.
I drove 400 miles today.
Oh? Well in my day, We had to Walk 600 miles a day to get to the local school, then we'd have gym straight away after we arrived.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Tired? In my day, we walked 500 miles every day before breakfast, and another 2000 miles after lunch, and did we get tired? Oh, no, not us. We remained alert constantly. Why, I remember even staying awake when I was put in that room full of mad old people who tell me their life stories at even the slightest provocation.
I'm going to eat an apple.
I'm going to eat an apple.
In my day, My father had to work over 15 hours a day to provide us with one apple and 3 slices of bread a day. But if we were lucky we could pick some from the fields a day or so's walk away.
I got in an arguement with my girlfriend/boyfriend.
I got in an arguement with my girlfriend/boyfriend.
Well, back in my day we didn't have relationships. Back then, everyone was so hairy, we couldn't tell the difference between a man or a woman!
We didn't have arguments either, we solved everything with our fists! and sometimes we used sharp rocks and clubs.
My laptop just got a virus.
We didn't have arguments either, we solved everything with our fists! and sometimes we used sharp rocks and clubs.
My laptop just got a virus.
In my day, we didn't have laptops. We used typewriters instead. They worked far better then this file system, and they couldn't catch a virus. Except for that time when old Jimmy sneezed on one, and it gave everyone who used it the black death...
I slept in too late.
I slept in too late.
In my day, there wasn't a moment when we weren't fighting! But i tell you now, the one person we didn't bother fighting was the law, mainly because it always won. Plus they had riot gear and we had nothing but anger. Riot gear wins everytime.
I got a parking ticket!
I got a parking ticket!
In my day, we had no cars, and if you parked your wheel wrong, you'd be hung.
I attacked a guy with a chainsaw!
I attacked a guy with a chainsaw!
Back in my day we didn't have no fancy smancy Saw made out of Chains. We had to use our bare hands to cut stuff and if you wanted to cut a man in half then you needed to karate chop right on the forehead.
I went to a Rock Concert.
I went to a Rock Concert.
Back in my day, we didn't have concerts. And rock was what it was supposed to be. That fucking hard thing in the ground. Well, we just poked our ears at the radio and sat there, seeing as how bored we were. Then we all grew bored of that and went to kill the Nazis.
I found an old Gameboy.
I found an old Gameboy.
GAMEBOY! Back in my day we didn't have no fancy smancy Gameboys. We had sticks...two sticks and a rock; and we had to share the rock! And we got by just fine on two sticks and a rock. We entertained ourselves without fancy smancy Gameboys. And if we didn't, we got beat!
I just drank a glass of water.
I just drank a glass of water.
