Bad at Porn?

[Strain42]

Ok, I know this is an odd title, and I'm really going against the odds in the hope that, given the subject matter, this can be a mature discussion...

But have you ever watched a porn video and just seen a woman (or man) who is...well...bad at it?

I ask because of a video I watched a while back of an actress who will remain nameless...

Spoiler

Kristina Milan

and it was one of the most peculiar porn experiences I'd ever had (even more peculiar than the one involving the barrel and the jade monkey, but that's a story for another time...)

She constantly stared directly at the camera (often looking rather confused by it) and like clockwork she let out the most uninspired, bored and near identical moan every four seconds or so.

It wasn't sexy, it didn't even have that "it's so bad, it's funny." appeal to it. It was just...boring (which is a shame, because porn is usually known for such well written narratives, am I right?)

I know this probably seems like a weird topic, but we're (mostly) adults here, and I'd love to hear some perspective and personal stories from the community on this matter. So please, try to keep it somewhat tasteful.

 

[WolfThomas]

To be fair, most sex is pretty unglamourous. It's certainly enjoyable, but it likely looks and sounds ridiculous from the outside.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Well, is that not a matter of perspective? If it was the first porn you've ever seen it'd probably be exciting, but eventually you end up needing barely legal not-white[footnote]for some reason non-white ethnicities get segregated...zillions of labels, but if the woman is asian, it's asian porn and nothing else[/footnote] mermaid semen spitting.

Porn tends to run betweem ridiculously artificial and fake (well, or "stylised" I guess you could say) to WTF is wrong with you?! Porn that looks like actual sex actual people actually have hasn't seemed to have caught on.

 

[Zac Smith]

I wasn't sure if your post was referring to bad acting in porn, or people that are bad at watching it...I'm not sure how the latter one works

 

[Poomermon]

People have different tastes I guess. I bet there are guys who think that kind of acting as described in the op is sexy. It might trigger some kind of "fetish" for an innocent teen who is not yet totally corrupted by porn industry or even minor case of bdsm if the girl looks distressed. Then again it might be just be bad acting and director/viewers do not care as long as the girls other "assets" are good enough.

 

[Shinsei-J]

I wasn't sure if your post was referring to bad acting in porn, or people that are bad at watching it...I'm not sure how the latter one works

Well lets just say that the clean ups a little harder...
Anywho. Porn has no emotion, it's just sex and that may be enough for some guys but I can't realy find it sexxy.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

Take this from someone who has worked in the film industry. I have met people who have worked in film and porn. Porn is about getting the shot and moving on. The sets, lightning, actors, story, premise, are all crap. I wouldn't raise your expectations too high for it.

Also it might of been one of her first gigs. Everyone tends to stare at the camera at first. She might of also thought she was being sexy. Making you feel like your in the room with them or something.

-shrug- Its porn, its not meant to be something you sit back with popcorn.

 

[Sacman]

Yes... any Japanese porn... the actresses are just terrible at it... they can't do a Damn thing... all they do ie lay there getting pounded while very poorly fake orgasming... which is par for the course but they're just so unconvincing... half the time it sounds like the girls are softly crying to themselves like they're getting raped than anything else... or other times they just do it so lazily... the worst offender I've seen was this one girl who had this utterly uninterested look on her face while making a sound like she was about to sneeze and constantly looking at the camera with eyes that said, "where's my pay check?"

Terrible...

 

[Colour Scientist]

That's what most women do in porn, some are better at hiding it than others though. I find most porn off-putting, at least industry stuff, because the women are always bored or in pain and they're just paid to act like they're having a good time. The whole 'fuck me, fuck me, oh god, fuck, fuck, big dick, tight pussy, I'm going to tell you I'm coming because I haven't said that for a good ten minutes' script while some guy beats up her vagina with his penis.

Just once I'd love to see a woman actually having a genuine orgasm.
Maybe amateur is the way to go.

OT: That woman's tits are terrifying.

 

[Colour Scientist]

half the time it sounds like the girls are softly crying to themselves like they're getting raped than anything else...

I think this is why hentai scares me. In any one I've seen the girl doesn't want to have sex in the first place and then just looks like she's getting raped for pretty much the whole thing. Not to put quotes from bad porn in each of my posts in this thread but most seem to have a 'please dont... no... please...' then one obligatory 'oh, that's so good but please stop, I can't' thing going on. It's kinda creepy.

I know some like the vulnerability thing but it can be really fucking weird.

they do it for their drug addiction, for fame, attention (bi-polar disorders and so on) or fast money. there are several documentries about this bussiness and its dark side.
you might want to watch some of those.

I have nothing against the profession of being a porn actress/actor. I see it as a legitimate way to make money, despite many of them having their own personal problems. I just think it needs to be diversified, rather than the typical American porn industry set-up.

 

[Jelly ^.^]

This is where I would say "YES! ALICE IN WONDERLAND: AN X-RATED MUSICAL FANTASY"

But the costumes are so good, and the whole movie is such a fun idea. And I have no idea to this day how the the rabbit has managed to not become a meme yet.

 

[GoaThief]

As has been stated already, amateur porn!

I would like to stick up for the adult entertainment industry though, there's far less shady goings on than many of these supposed documentaries make out... yes, I know people who are in the business. The thing is with a lot of these moral crusade pseudo-documentaries is that they are pushing an agenda, whether it's an attack on supposed morality from a religious standpoint (think of the children!) or just for plain ol' ratings (yes, they're all abused drug addicts!). That said, there are some sad tales but this can be applied to many different professions and social statuses.