Bad Translator

[Kris015]

I just found this "Bad Translator" and it's really quite hilarious sometimes.
So let's have fun! Type in the name of a game - Use Google and 56 translation.

http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator

"Demon's Souls"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"God in heaven."

 

[Tartarga]

Alright, seems like fun so i'll give it a go.

I put in Portal 2 and 56 translations later it gave me "2 dolary".

 

[Duruznik]

Warning: Deus Ex gives the most boring translation ever.

Now, somehow, the thing bugged out on me when I put in "The Sims" and it translated it 57 times- into Hebrew. Which, hilariously enough, I know.

"תרבות"

That means "culture." Go figure.

 

[Tesral]

'How are you Gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us.'
yields
'Most of the other control.'

Bad translation-ception.

Also, this is now one of my new favorite sites. Thanks for bringing this to
the Escapist. Have a theoretical cookie.

 

[ZeroMachine]

Dragon Age Origins.

Becomes...

First, in most countries.

What.

EDIT: For the hell of it, I put in "fuck you", and it came out "plug-in". Hilarious. I love this site.

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

"I am Commander Shepard and this is my favorite translator!"

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"Commander Shepard, และนเปนนกแปลทชนชอบ!"

Yeah, whatever Shepard...

[edit]
Some translation attempts later:
Oh, the whole system is a very elaborated new versoin of Delphi's Oracle.
Feed him with truth, solve the riddle and you get the answer:
See:

"Some of the Escapist's userbase opinion is that Bethesda's lawsuit against Mohjang is pretty damn useless"

...and the Oracle says:

"You understand, Bethesda mohjang bleeding."
[/edit]

 

[GundamSentinel]

Assassin's Creed becomes:

Killer hooks.

Surprised that the 'killer' stayed in there such a long time.

Shadow of the Colossus becomes:

The long shadows.

I like that.

 

[The Hot Sauce Thief]

Portal translated to sklepy

just...how?.

This is a laugh.

 

[ZeroMachine]

"Derp" comes out as "advertisement."

What the hell?

 

[Trivun]

"Demons run when a good man goes to war" becomes:

"World War I, the devil."

Huh, apparently the Battle of Demon's Run was as bad as the First World War. Ironically, the Doctor probably fought in both anyway...

 

[Kris015]

Also: "To be, or not to be."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"."

What the hell!

 

[Kotaro]

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion"
50 translations later
"Eva Old Role: Oblivion"

"Mass Effect"
50 translations later
"Large"

"Amnesia: The Dark Descent"
50 translations later
"Loss of memory, light and darkness"

 

[Ace of Spades]

"Let he who desires peace prepare for war"
translates to
"My interests in war and peace."

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

"Half-Life"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Experience in sales"

Well...I guess that's what Valve eventually grew up to have, what with Steam and all. >_>

 

[smearyllama]

56 translations later, Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater becomes Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Dinosaur.
Huh.

 

[Je Suis Ubermonkey]

"Cancer, Deep Purple, without a shadow of three miles from Chicago, the first result, you know, I have a lot of things. Are you sure? 16"

From:
"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

Both make about as much sense as the other.
Hari Kiri Rock --> Chicago was inspired.

And then it took "Tho Groot ond Poworfol Troxoo" to be Welsh.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I put in "Bacon is tasty"

56 translations later I get...

"Bacon is good."

Some things are just universal truths I guesss

 

[bulldogftw]

"That's just effing marvelous"
..56 translations later
"EffingAplaekpliktiko."
what?

 

[Comando96]

Ha.

"Bad Translator" came back as "The correct version" xD