Bad Translator

[KennardKId5]

Minecraft=It's my job.
I know know what I want to be when I grow up.
Yo mama so fat=Iumankeum power
Yeah, stick it to the-hey, that's not even a word!

 

[Gidiel167]

Gears of war
translates to
War Machine

 

[Sgt. Cow]

Original text:

"My companion cube threatened to stab me"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Cuba is a threat, my friend, is the elbow sleeve"

 

[saphirekosmos]

"I love sex."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"I love sex."

I guess some things are universal. XD

 

[La Barata]

"I Like Bacon" comes out as "Like Bacon".

Yeeeah. The love for bacon is universal.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Ah, somebody stumbled across this gem again... Joy.

"She sells Sea Shells down by the Sea shore for an outrageous price."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Shell Prices higher."

More simplified than made silly, let's try that again.

"Raaiiyaa ra ra i yo ra a magnificent mushroom cloud in the sky
Raaiiyaa ra ra i yo ra on an afternoon of small birds eating feed on a path"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"UK small Raaeyyaa raaeyyaa development."

Does that count as cheating since it was already a Translation to begin with?

Once more with feeling... Eventually.
Seems to be having trouble with a line or two...
... Did I break it?
... Now it isn't even trying anymore, may have broken it.
...
Probably broke it, anyone up to seeing if they can get it to translate my little pile of words?

In the event of a nuclear threat we advise that you hide under the nearest surface, crouch down with your hands on your shins, pray to whatever deity you may have, and kiss your bum a fond farewell.
Thank you, and have a nice day.

I'll be sure to edit this with the Translation upon actually receiving one.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

I love Bad Translator! Here is what I got today.

I regret nothing-> Unfortunately, the name of the

I am procrastinating-> Total

Never believe what you read on the internet-> We are like online.

I think I will take a nap now-> I think the dream.

And to top it off, my favorite one:


Fucking Magneto, how would that work?-> Drugs.

Thanks for the answer.

 

[Tsunimo]

I tried translating "The naughty little woodpecker, knocked holes, crumbling the forest." (Because someones background made me want to read 'Deadman Wonderland')
and I ended up with "Holes in trees"

 

[penguindogexd]

lets put our differences aside, for science."

...50 translations later Google gives us:

"May be delayed"

wait a sec. wasnt portal 2 delayed a few times. i feel quite scared by this series of tubes. its crazy

 

[Anthony Wells]

team fortress 2

fifty sixe translations later and i got

Team Fortress 2


it capitalized it!

but no seriously that was pretty lame but funny

 

[FrostyChick]

So far the best one I've found.

"Hey dog, what are you doing up there silly? Get down from there dog."

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Love your mind? Pig"

Wait a minute... How?

 

[sjarri]

-snip-

 

[CCountZero]

After 50 cross-translations, Google turned "Life results from the non-random survival of randomly varying replicators" into "Show home once a month."

Now that's fucked up.

 

[Daimon117]

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivon

56 translations later...

Four horsemen of damage

:/

 

[Stryc9]

I put in "triple cunted hooker" in honor of Yahtzee and 56 translations later it spits out, "Red wine, three cat."

 

[lacktheknack]

Original text:

"The Game That Takes Place On A Cruise Ship"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Hours of continuous playback"


Original text:

"Ke$ha"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Nicholas Urgup."


Original text:

"Help I'm A Rock"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Carvalho axis."


Original text:

"You were almost a Jill sandwich!"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"แ AB last season!"

 

[Shadow flame master]

Orignal text: Square Enix
translated: Environs de Pheonix

Orginal text:

 

[Rusman]

Killer 7 comes back "It's not Dead" There's something pretty awesome about that.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

All three going through 56 translations:

Soul Calibur 4
Seoul, Seoul four calibration

Halo Reach
Consider

And my favorite:

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
Castlevania: Football Princess.

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

"English is one of the most confusing and beguiling of all the languages of the world."

56 Translations later and...

"English has been a little confused about the whole world was lost."

Another 56 translations and we get:

"England lost the world is a bit confusing."

Then I get

"England lost the world's intervention."

and finally

"Technical problems in the UK."

I don't know why, but that last one made me laugh.

This is fun.