Bad Translator

[Quazimofo]

Dragon Age Origins.

Becomes...

First, in most countries.

What.

EDIT: For the hell of it, I put in "fuck you", and it came out "plug-in". Hilarious. I love this site.

taking a page out of your book, i put in "C*** Licker", and got news. seems oddly appropriate for some reason.

then, hoping i would somehow get chair, i put in
"you sit on it, but you can't take it with you"
however, i got
"during the meeting, which is impossible". also seems to fit into the mystery motif of james bond.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Input: "These are the times that try men's souls"

56 translations later:

"Zeitgeist"

...kinda makes sense if you think about it.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

To shout out to Halo 3:

Finish the fight.
Efforts to end the war.

Didn't come out too badly.

Here we go, a Yoda line:

Fear leads to anger. anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering.
Fear leads to anger. The hate and sadness, anger, arms and hands.

Some of it came through okay.

Now this is hilarious:

The cake is a lie.
Cake.

And this is the best of all:

It's a me Mario!
Batman!

So, apparently Mario is the real Batman.

 

[Melon Hunter]

"This song makes me want to pour soy sauce on my head and join the army."

Becomes

"This song makes me want soy sauce on the head and pour the military connection."

Which then becomes

"This song makes me want to confidential sauce on top and pour the military connection."

And finally this becomes

"This song I want to pour the soy sauce I have sensitive military connection."

Intriguing!

EDIT: Oh, and "Give me Deus Ex" becomes "Deus Ex Dame".

And rather hilariously, "I'm so stoked, I'm in the future!" becomes "Bravo, sir!" Rather appropriate, actually.

 

[Angus565]

"The woo-tang association is not to be trifled with. "

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Wu Tang is a joy."

Huh, didn't figure google was a fan.

 

[JackandTom]

Typing in Doctor Who gets you...

Badwolf

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/surprised-0309-lg-37478331.jpg

Just kidding! For some reason it translates to 'Contact'.

 

[KageFenikkusu]

"a noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more"

...56 translations later Google gives us:

"Guljiman children lie."
sorry, what?

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

Apparantly

This:

"I like the colours blue and red as they are the most satisfactory, exciting and vibrant of all the colours. Even though they are at opposite ends of the spectrum; I find that I cannot decide which I like best. Be it blue or red, it matters not."

=

This:

"I like blue. Instead, to solve the problem. Is another blue and red."

hmmm...

 

[Sonic Doctor]

It's waffle time, it's waffle time, won't you have some waffles of mine!
In an interview, I am crazy!

Doctor Who
Health

Sonic Screwdriver
Sound Module

Time and Relative Dimension in Space.
Time and space and relativity.

Hey, listen!
Hey, look!

Snakes. Why does it always have to be snakes?
Hot, yes, a snake?

 

[Sonic Doctor]

Typing in Doctor Who gets you...

Badwolf


Just kidding! For some reason it translates to 'Contact'.

Doctor Who got me 'Health'.

I wonder if it doesn't do the translations in the same order each time.

 

[BarbaricGoose]

Halo: Reach > Hall, Inc. Fritsch.

Too Human > Month.

And just for shits & giggles, I typed in "Cynicism is intellectual treason," and I got "Sinisism ethical problems."

 

[Robert Ewing]

The escapist is Vaqgryz.

WHAT EVEN IS THAT?

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

Well I'll be buggered, Super Mario 64 stays the same when translated 56 times.
EDIT: But apparently The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask turns into The Legend of Zelda: The lock screen. Must be the Iphone version of the game.

 

[CptCamoPants]

All your base are belong to us
Translated to:
We are

 

[Canned Spam]

Ha.

"Bad Translator" came back as "The correct version" xD

I tried that and got "Translation Errors"

 

[Furioso]

somebody set us up the bomb got me "rubber" with no random language order, and pump with random language order........

 

[Viirin]

I figure the more words we use, the worse it gets. Here you go:

"Behold, I am He Who Shalt Not Be Named. I am the wielder of Hrunting, Excalibur, and Frostmourne. In one hand I carry the Hope Diamond recovered from Pandora's box, and in the other I hold the poison apple that made Snow White sleep."

becomes

"In the first part, I am not guilty, and not painful. If not, then a white Apple Pandora diamond fields."

 

[floppylobster]

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

Back to English : Heaven and earth, Horatio, I dream of our business philosophy.



"Our princess is in another castle"

Back to English : More Princess in a cage.

 

[Averant]

Google translator, 56 translations:

Where is the love?
Me?

After around fourty translations it got stuck on "I?"

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
On the other hand, "a little."

not sure where it got the "a...

The Escapist Magazine
Report

EDIT: Oh, hah. & quot is html...

EDIT2: ...where did it get the quotations?

 

[Foxbat Flyer]

Hmm, A quote me and my friends at school used to use to annoy people was "Poo Is Funny", so I translated that, and I got "Public entertainment."

OT:
Half-Life 2: ...56 translations later Google gives us: "Half-Life 2"
Call of Duty: ...56 translations later Google gives us: "Major Projects"
Minecraft: ...56 translations later Google gives us: "This is my job."