Bangers & Mash!

[Helmholtz Watson]

snip snap

Badgers and Mash?

Pssh, reminds me of a saying "In heaven, the mechanics are German, the chefs are French, the police are British, the lovers are Italian, and everything is organized by the Swiss. In Hell, the Mechanics are French, the Police are German, the Cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organized by the Italians".

Spoiler: Besides, who can beat classy 'merican food like this? ;D

[yotube=7Xc5wIpUenQ]

I have never heard that saying... why would the "police" be British?!

Idk... perhaps they are thought of as easy going in comparison to Germans??

 

[Kinguendo]

snip snap

Badgers and Mash?

Pssh, reminds me of a saying "In heaven, the mechanics are German, the chefs are French, the police are British, the lovers are Italian, and everything is organized by the Swiss. In Hell, the Mechanics are French, the Police are German, the Cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organized by the Italians".

Spoiler: Besides, who can beat classy 'merican food like this? ;D

[yotube=7Xc5wIpUenQ]

I have never heard that saying... why would the "police" be British?!

Idk... perhaps they are thought of as easy going in comparison to Germans??

Nah, our police can jack boot it as good as the next d-bagel in a uniform craving authority.

 

[Frozen Fox]

snap

A bunch of poorly armed settlements colonized on a land they do not know that then rebelled against you is hardly a worthy empire. You should be more like that Rome fellow:
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besides, 'Merica doesn't need to 'stroy you, they just need to let their horrible uncultured influence taint everything until it doesn't matter what you call yourself, it will all be the same crap.

I get the feeling that I've derailed my own thread into oblivion.

I'm too good at this...

Well who's lookin' bad now? It will never return to its topic, face it:

My powers are too strong...

Promise me HoT.

Promise me that if I lose control...

[sub]Fuck, I'm doing it again...[/sub]

/American hug. It will be okay mr. motherland. I still love you. You are why we have any good beer at all... well you and Germany... but still. Beer.

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

snip snap

Badgers and Mash?

Pssh, reminds me of a saying "In heaven, the mechanics are German, the chefs are French, the police are British, the lovers are Italian, and everything is organized by the Swiss. In Hell, the Mechanics are French, the Police are German, the Cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organized by the Italians".

Spoiler: Besides, who can beat classy 'merican food like this? ;D

[yotube=7Xc5wIpUenQ]

I have never heard that saying... why would the "police" be British?!

Idk... perhaps they are thought of as easy going in comparison to Germans??

Nah, our police can jack boot it as good as the next d-bagel in a uniform craving authority.

I reckon its basically because we have to be given something, so that later they can laugh at our cooking.

There was a similar joke in radio4 'Old Harry's Game' (radio sitcom set in hell) about how in heaven the choir is Welsh and the chefs are French, but in hell.. etc.

 

[Kinguendo]

snip snap

Badgers and Mash?

Pssh, reminds me of a saying "In heaven, the mechanics are German, the chefs are French, the police are British, the lovers are Italian, and everything is organized by the Swiss. In Hell, the Mechanics are French, the Police are German, the Cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organized by the Italians".

Spoiler: Besides, who can beat classy 'merican food like this? ;D

[yotube=7Xc5wIpUenQ]

I have never heard that saying... why would the "police" be British?!

Idk... perhaps they are thought of as easy going in comparison to Germans??

Nah, our police can jack boot it as good as the next d-bagel in a uniform craving authority.

I reckon its basically because we have to be given something, so that later they can laugh at our cooking.

There was a similar joke in radio4 'Old Harry's Game' (radio sitcom set in hell) about how in heaven the choir is Welsh and the chefs are French, but in hell.. etc.

Fair enough, we are nothing if not able to take a joke.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip snap

Badgers and Mash?

Pssh, reminds me of a saying "In heaven, the mechanics are German, the chefs are French, the police are British, the lovers are Italian, and everything is organized by the Swiss. In Hell, the Mechanics are French, the Police are German, the Cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organized by the Italians".

Spoiler: Besides, who can beat classy 'merican food like this? ;D

[yotube=7Xc5wIpUenQ]

I have never heard that saying... why would the "police" be British?!

Idk... perhaps they are thought of as easy going in comparison to Germans??

Nah, our police can jack boot it as good as the next d-bagel in a uniform craving authority.

I reckon its basically because we have to be given something, so that later they can laugh at our cooking.

There was a similar joke in radio4 'Old Harry's Game' (radio sitcom set in hell) about how in heaven the choir is Welsh and the chefs are French, but in hell.. etc.

Fair enough, we are nothing if not able to take a joke.

Nobody take the piss out of the British more than ourselves

 

[Nickolai77]

snip snap

Badgers and Mash?

Pssh, reminds me of a saying "In heaven, the mechanics are German, the chefs are French, the police are British, the lovers are Italian, and everything is organized by the Swiss. In Hell, the Mechanics are French, the Police are German, the Cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organized by the Italians".

Spoiler: Besides, who can beat classy 'merican food like this? ;D

[yotube=7Xc5wIpUenQ]

I have never heard that saying... why would the "police" be British?!

Idk... perhaps they are thought of as easy going in comparison to Germans??

Nah, our police can jack boot it as good as the next d-bagel in a uniform craving authority.

I reckon its basically because we have to be given something, so that later they can laugh at our cooking.

I think it's because the British are supposed to be "fair" and "sporting" so we'd make good policemen.

I think out of all the national stereotypes, the British stereotype is the most inaccurate one...unless your talking about the chavy-lager lout, which is sadly all to real.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip snap

Badgers and Mash?

Pssh, reminds me of a saying "In heaven, the mechanics are German, the chefs are French, the police are British, the lovers are Italian, and everything is organized by the Swiss. In Hell, the Mechanics are French, the Police are German, the Cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss and everything is organized by the Italians".

Spoiler: Besides, who can beat classy 'merican food like this? ;D

[yotube=7Xc5wIpUenQ]

I have never heard that saying... why would the "police" be British?!

Idk... perhaps they are thought of as easy going in comparison to Germans??

Nah, our police can jack boot it as good as the next d-bagel in a uniform craving authority.

I reckon its basically because we have to be given something, so that later they can laugh at our cooking.

I think it's because the British are supposed to be "fair" and "sporting" so we'd make good policemen.

I think out of all the national stereotypes, the British stereotype is the most inaccurate one...unless your talking about the chavy-lager lout, which is sadly all to real.

I fucking hate chavs.

Ruining our country's classy image.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snap

A bunch of poorly armed settlements colonized on a land they do not know that then rebelled against you is hardly a worthy empire. You should be more like that Rome fellow:
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besides, 'Merica doesn't need to 'stroy you, they just need to let their horrible uncultured influence taint everything until it doesn't matter what you call yourself, it will all be the same crap.

I get the feeling that I've derailed my own thread into oblivion.

I'm too good at this...

Well who's lookin' bad now? It will never return to its topic, face it:

My powers are too strong...

Promise me HoT.

Promise me that if I lose control...

[sub]Fuck, I'm doing it again...[/sub]

/American hug. It will be okay mr. motherland. I still love you. You are why we have any good beer at all... well you and Germany... but still. Beer.

Well I don't know about beer, but we do make some bloody good ale.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

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Daystar, it takes special talent to not only derail a thread so fast, but derail your own thread so fast. I applaud you two.

ALSO REAL JUST SCORED

FUCK

....FUCK!!!

I don't know why, but everything I touch just turns into silliness...

It's true, you touched me, and it turned into silliness.

And now I can't have children.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

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Daystar, it takes special talent to not only derail a thread so fast, but derail your own thread so fast. I applaud you two.

ALSO REAL JUST SCORED

FUCK

....FUCK!!!

I don't know why, but everything I touch just turns into silliness...

It's true, you touched me, and it turned into silliness.

And now I can't have children.

Sorry about that.

I can touch you again if you'd like? Might sort it out?

 

[Malyc]

You know what you damned Brits really need to work on? FUCKING BEEF!!!

Also. 'MURICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler: AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME NAAAOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!

Sorry to rerail then derail your thread...

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

What is this, I don't even.

The fuck did you do to that bacon sarnie and what on Earth is on those chips? Seriously, what the fuck is going on here?

Foreign food goods not worthy of importing

Oh you Americans. You'll never understand the simple beauty of bangers and mash, your efforts are so frivolous, so pointless.

You could have picked a better image for the bangers and mash. Two inch sausages, a drizzle of gravy and one baby potato's worth of mash? You dishonour our food with such meagre helpings.

Spoiler: Though it could have been much worse

Why even bother serving that? It's an empty plate to my eyes. An insult. An insult to our food, the empire and British honour I say!

But I drink coffee and have both tomato sauce with my fish and chips so what do I know of British honour.

 

[geK0]

Did this thread ever really have a topic?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You know what you damned Brits really need to work on? FUCKING BEEF!!!

Also. 'MURICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler: AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME NAAAOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!

Sorry to rerail then derail your thread...

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound my Beef Wellington...

It's a fucking log of steak wrapped in fucking pastry!

 

[Pegghead]

LOSING AT CRICKET, WHY YOU POMMY BASTA-oh fuck it, this thread is too funny.

Here's to ye, bangers and mash. You're one of the few culinary things to come out of Britian that didn't taste like Satan's excrement.

You know what you damned Brits really need to work on? FUCKING BEEF!!!

Also. 'MURICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler: AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME NAAAOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!

Sorry to rerail then derail your thread...

FUCK YEAH YANKEEEEEEEEE, BIT O' BEEF FOR THESE POMS!

Spoiler: STRUTH

PHWOAR!

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

You know what you damned Brits really need to work on? FUCKING BEEF!!!

Also. 'MURICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler: AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME NAAAOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!

Sorry to rerail then derail your thread...

You damn yanks wouldn't know good beef if it fought a war of independance against you, went easy on your puny country and lost.

Look at that cut. True British beef, cut straight and pink like it should be, served in it's own juices to taunt it. Man, I need Sunday to hurry up, I need a good roast.

Come now Thomas, we must flee before a retort can be thought up!

 

[Malyc]

You know what you damned Brits really need to work on? FUCKING BEEF!!!

Also. 'MURICKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoiler: AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME NAAAOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!

Sorry to rerail then derail your thread...

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound my Beef Wellington...

It's a fucking log of steak wrapped in fucking pastry!

You don't wrap beef in pastry!!!

Spoiler: YOU WRAP IT IN BACON!!!

 

[Death Carr]

-snip-

That's nice dear.

Now you go outside and play with America, just be sure to stay away from that Australia boy.

He's a bad influence.

What exactly makes Australia a bad influence? The fact that we eat one of the animals from our coat of arms? The fact that we eat some of the most dangerous snakes on the planet?

Or is it that you're jealous that you don't have beautiful beaches. Or the sun. Everyone knows that Britain never gets any sun, all the TV shows have giant spotlights.

 

[geK0]

What is this, I don't even.

The fuck did you do to that bacon sarnie and what on Earth is on those chips? Seriously, what the fuck is going on here?

It's a sandwich with back bacon... I see nothing wrong with that : \

And that's a poutine! it's fries (not chips) with beef gravy and cheese curds!