Barack Obama Wins in Videogame Landslide

Neurowaste

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Simriel said:
Why would I wanna play with QE2? I wanna play video games with Vin Diesel!!! He actually games, plus Vin Fucking Diesel!
Play Chronicles of Riddick with him, what a mindfuck haha

OT: Probably Tim Schafer for his awesome games and mutual love of all things Metal.
 

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CrazyHaircut94 said:
I fart in their general direction. (Obvious reference, yes?) They should have come here instead, that way there would be a much better outlook on what the hardcore gamers think.

I want to play with Alexi Laiho!
Sadly he is too busy posing on cereal boxes.

Lol imagine being Barack Obama

Next mission: Avoid 15 assassinations in one day.

Missions after that: Receive Nobel Prize and shut the public up.

3rd mission: Reveal your true colors and force the US int tyranny. Then build escalade tanks or something
 

Slayer_2

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What seems to be and what goes through that brain of his are pretty much the same thing, but what he really is....is a dick. Trust me.
You know this for a fact? Have you met him or something? Or is it the usual celebrity = jerk stereotype.
 

Lonan

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Silva said:
Barack's got his groove on. Surprise, surprise. That charisma is reaching into unexpected alleyways.

Really? People would want to play with Queen Elizabeth in the UK? It is clear that an American wrote this, because I simply cannot imagine that being the case.
You Brits should quit it with the frothing at the mouth anti-Americanism. Geez, you're such arrogant snobs, of course you would want to play video games with you're precious Queen. America pretty much owns the world, blah, blah, blah, bad teeth; blah, blah, blah, tea; blah, blah, blah, anti-American British we kicked you're ass; blah, blah, blah.
STOP BEING SO ANTI-AMERICAN, I KNOW CHINA OWNS US NOW. YES, SAYING ANYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS ANTI-AMERICAN! AHHHHHH!
(Just heading off the replies of the least intelligent before they can start, I didn't mean any of that)
And it is very possible (and likely) that no one will have even intended to reply like that, but if they wanted too, I no longer have to worry about replying to them in turn.
 

JWAN

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8-17? well from 8-13, 2 years of their life has been taken up with his face on TV.
 

Urgh76

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?

OT: i would play with an actually worthy opponent.... someone....... GOT IT! O.J. Simpson!
 

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Slayer_2 said:
What seems to be and what goes through that brain of his are pretty much the same thing, but what he really is....is a dick. Trust me.
You know this for a fact? Have you met him or something? Or is it the usual celebrity = jerk stereotype.
I emailed him in the past in regards to his favorite maps for Unreal Tourney webpage, and got some uncalled-for very rude replies. I don't subscribe to that stereotype.
 

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I suppose gaming with Barrack Obama would be fun. I already game with Dick Chaney - or so I assume from all the team killing [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Cheney_hunting_incident].
 

JWAN

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Cliff_m85 said:
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Nurb said:
Obama is a kick-ass action hero, but couldn't seem to stop the Public-option, a cornerstone of his presidency from getting dropped by his own party... great dramatic idea there

You are severly misguided here... with a firm stance from the Republican party saying that they wouldnt accept a public option and Joe LIEbermann and his Blue Dogs being in the pockets of private insurers it was going to be difficult to get through.

And an incredibly expensive government take-over program won't raise the deficit. :D
Of course it wont, everyone knows a trillion dollars = 0.
 

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The other day I saw a t-shirt at a shopping mall where it was written: "Obama's and Chaves' Wii Challenge!" and portayed caricatures of both making weird gestures with a Wiimote.
I probably will regret not buying it a lot more...
 

GreyWolf257

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Why would I want to play a game with ANY public figure?
To be truthful, I don't really support Obama, but I would want to play a game as him more than I would want to play a game as another public figure.
 

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hazabaza1 said:
I'd rather play with none, seeing as they'd all probably be crap.
Seriously, who the hell bothered to conduct this survey?

I mean, I would rather play games with dog feces than any other feces, but that begs the question, who the hell wants to play a game with some animal's shit?
 

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Yeah, I'm English and really don't want to play games with the queen. I'd like to play a game with Yahtzee just to see if he's competent at playing or if there's a reason we never actually see him play the things he reviews.
 

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Simriel said:
Why would I wanna play with QE2? I wanna play video games with Vin Diesel!!! He actually games, plus Vin Fucking Diesel!
I cannot stress this enough. There simply aren't enough exclamation points in the universe.
 

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Simriel said:
Why would I wanna play with QE2? I wanna play video games with Vin Diesel!!! He actually games, plus Vin Fucking Diesel!
I think it was a joke or sarcasm buy the writer because America's leader won and maybe your leader would win
 

Slayer_2

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I emailed him in the past in regards to his favorite maps for Unreal Tourney webpage, and got some uncalled-for very rude replies. I don't subscribe to that stereotype.
Now that is a valid reason. I'm glad you aren't just another person talking out of their ass.
 

yosophat

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Yeah I also would but Barack hates video games and blames them for our poor education.