Batman soars through your window.

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Batman, how did you distort reality and create a window in my apartment? This is a hurricane shelter/garage/apartment with no windows, wtf? How am I going to explain this to the landlords?
You better put it back right when you leave.
Also, apparently I have also ingested some sort of hallucinogen. Cuz I'm seeing Batman...

On the otherside of that, I would wonder what Batman is thinking coming to the FL Keys... there are no Bats down here...

 

[LastMondaysHangover]

Kiss my ass goodbye....

 

[spacecowboy86]

considering i'm on the ground floor i'd probably be like "nice aim" or, because i live in a rural area i might also be like "so, which tree did you use?"

 

[JJMUG]

I would give him a glass of chocolate milk.

 

[EvilDude62]

"Well now how am I going to explain this one to the landlord...?"

 

[Ironman126]

USE THE FUCKING DOOR

Damn straight! Doors are there for a reason, not just to look good!

 

[2fish]

"I am in my underwear...GET OUT! And take your camera crew with you!"

 

[LastMondaysHangover]

Absolutely REQUIRED this pic:

Oh god, that made me laugh so hard!! Thank You!

 

[Buck Wilde]

I'd ask whether or not it was worth it to break through my window because my only window leads out into a hallway so he'd have to either break through two windows or walk in the front door, go upstairs and then break through my window. Either way I wouldn't be pissed, thats determination.

 

[mrx19869]

you are going to pay for that right?

 

[KeyMaster45]

For the last time, NO! You can't have your remote controlled baterang back! Finders keepers dammit!

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

In the brief time i have before my ass is handed to me i'd reflect on what i most regret not doing.

 

[Epictank of Wintown]

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE, CHRISTIAN BALE!"

That was the first thing that popped in to my wee little noggin.

 

[Semudara]

I like this thread!

I would stare at him in shocked silence, then say:

"Oh. Hey. Batman. Um...great to see you...I guess. What brings you here?"

Wow, that was boring. Damn it.

 

[Nukey]

"So, is it safe to assume that your the goddam batman?"

 

[Something Amyss]

"Again?"

Guy does this every couple of weeks. I think I'm on his route to work or something.

fortunately, they get repaired by some dude named Wayne something.

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

I would probably ask him if he had any food.

 

[Sniper Team 4]

"You're real? So, does that mean the Teen Titans are real? Could you introduce me? I REALLY want to meet Raven. Pretty please..."