Batman soars through your window.

[Tiny116]

"Mmmm Catwoman oh....OH SHIT IT's not what you think Batman Oh Fu.."

 

[Infernai]

"...So, can i take the batmobile out for a spin?"

 

[Reaper195]

"Doors. Do you use them, mother fucker!?"

 

[ShadowsofHope]

"HOLY FUCK!"

.. And consequently run out of the room for dear life, depending on his reasoning for doing such. Or just stand there in shock. Either or.

 

[aaronmcc]

I'm off my meds again, aren't I Batman?

 

[cptn ricardo]

I'd simply ask "Hey, I take it Robin died again then? Guess thats why you're here...."

 

[Knife-28]

"Ah Bruicey boy, your going to be very, very sorry you came to my neck of the woods."

You know, cause I'd blackmail him.

 

[neoontime]

I'd say "To the Batmobile!"

 

[Geamo]

Holy Batman, Batman!

 

[smithy_2045]

"Get the fuck out of my room."

Just to be subtle and all.

 

[Squilookle]

I dunno why but I thought you were going to say 'batman comes through your window, offers his hand, and says "Come with me if you want to live"'

Like I said, I dunno why I thought that.

 

[Vrach]

Hey Bruce, spare a mill?

 

[Sun Flash]

that's just me coming home after a night out.

[HEADING=3]I AM THE GODDAMN BATMAN[/HEADING]

and then I'd get a pan and brush.

 

[Wintermoot]

can I have your autograph?
or sing: nanananananana BATMAN! nanananan BATMAN! batman! BATMAN!

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

"How the hell did you get through my window? Just asking because the angle of the window, there's no fricken way for you to get in here unless you're stalking me or my roomie >.>"

 

[LandoCristo]

I'd ask for an autograph, and a photo with him. Then I'd brag to all my friends.

 

[Hwoof]

"How the hell did you get through the window on the second story of my house? Asshole"

 

[mrF00bar]

He would probably back after seeing me masturbate.
And I would still finish. >_<'