Be a douche!

[Fury Is Me.]

NINJA! (No pun intended) Release Naruto! (Pun intended) Then kill that ****** by sicing Monkey D. Luffy on him!

Help me reach the Kris-bits.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

GOOD! It sucked!

I need help with this math project.

 

[Vrex360]

Oh, you need help eh? Maybe you should consider a different brain, because yours is way too inferior to even bother trying.

I am in love.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No, you are not. Unless you are in love with fresh corpses.

Would you like to meet an alien?

 

[ejb626]

No, he'd probably be.....gay lollolollol! (it took me all of five weeks to think that zinger up)

I just joined a pee-wee softball team for a recreational league and my teammates, SUCK!!!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

LEARN TO PLAY OF GTFO!

I helped you win the game

 

[Vrex360]

Yeah you did.... by SUCKING SO MUCH... Baziinga!!!

I feel so happy with myself right now.

 

[Dr.Susse]

But I just stole the world?s supply of B-Movies and the rights to all of them. How about $2,000,000 a view? *Rides off in evil balloon laughing.*

Nothing can get me down at the moment.

 

[BillyShakes]

/me lobs off Dr.susse's legs.

I just got VIP tickets to see my favourite band.

 

[KiruTheMant]

Too bad I wrote in black marker so they can't be checked for validatity.

I just got this delectable kitten,want a bite?

 

[brtshstel]

I infected the kitten with AIDS before you found him.

I baked you a pie.

 

[Sam G]

Yeah, well FUCK YOU!

I'm making tea~~

 

[KiruTheMant]

I dripped my balls in the water supplies and called them Teabags

I baked TWO PIES!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

THEY SUCK! Take them away!

I got this first edition copy of At The Mountains of Madness, just for you.

 

[SoloStoffe]

Awww, how thoughtfull, noe get me something that isn't a pile of shit!

I took too much Viagra.

 

[Vrex360]

Yeah and your wang is STILL tiny!!

I hope people will one day stop flaming me for preferring Ashley over Tali in Mass Effect.....

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

GTFO YOU SUCKY EXCUSE FOR AN ALIEN!!!!

I found this bar of solid gold and bought it for you.

 

[PurpleSky]

As you try to give it to me I spill acid over your hand to test the gold



I go on a date.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!

I heard you leik mudkipz, so I go a babby mudkip for you!

 

[SoloStoffe]

Well, that guy you heard it from is dead now. And so are you if you don't GTFO.

I need luck so I can win the lottery and take karate lessons and save my family from ninjas.