being followed/hunted

[Irony's Acolyte]

Pay no attention to it. It definatly isn't spying on you or anything. Yep, just some random bird or something.

Damn, I told that bird to stay out of sight...

 

[Icoveredwars]

In viking mythology ravens are actually valkyires in disguies. Its here to take you to the after life.

 

[Nouw]

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door."

[sup]Ah, Wikiquotes. Is there nothing you can't do? [sup]For the record, I've never read "The Raven", I remember the quote from watching way too much Simpsons reruns. >>[/sup][/sup]

OT: Try going to another room. If it follows you and stares through the window at you then, I would proceed to freak the fuck out. And if it sits upon a bust, well...good bye.

The Poetry needed in this thread is here!

I guess you should raise it and etc. Like the guy from Shawshank Redemption!

 

[TheStickman]

A) im not high
B)if it was an evil spirit wouldn't only i see it?
and 3) i wash every day i don't smell like food!!!!

... Wouldn't the third thing be C since you said A and B first?

OT: It's a messenger from the underworld. Don't disturb it unless you want to spend eternity suffering as Satan's sex slave.

Or maybe it's just a normal black bird that wants to be your friend.

Try throwing things at it.

Or spazzing the hell out.

 

[Vykrel]

make friends with the bird i would XD having a bird sidekick would be kickass.

 

[wrightguy0]

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door."

Damn, as soon as I read the OP I was getting ready to make this joke.

I'll get you for this, ninja!

i do believe i am the true ninja here

 

[Pimppeter2]

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door."

Damn, as soon as I read the OP I was getting ready to make this joke.

I'll get you for this, ninja!

i do believe i am the true ninja here

This is true, my sincerest apologies.

 

[Jodah]

I have a question for the OP. What are you on and where can I get it? I suppose thats two questions but the point remains, I want it...it is clearly some good stuff.

 

[Tsunimo]

Keep the bird as a pet, teach it the ways of humanity, and when it is wise, as Ravens are so know for, send it back, to teach the other crows what it has learned, and then, they shall advance with the knowledge you have bestowed apon them, and when they discover how to build complex structures, both as buildings and as a primitive form of hierarchy, they will praise you as god, and that raven, that you first gave the knowledge to, will forever be know as 'His Imperial Majesty, Commander of the Faithful and the Prophet of the Lord of the Universe.'

 

[Canid117]

Sounds like Satan is watching you. There is only one course of action... shoot it with a BB gun. Or just wait for it to leave...


but seriously dont shoot the bird it will go away eventually


you are probably fine unless it starts talking to you then congratulations you have just proved that evil spirits exist

In viking mythology ravens are actually valkyires in disguies. Its here to take you to the after life.

unless there is a battle going on nearby then I doubt that it is a Valkyrie

 

[icame]

Do you wear jewelery or something?

 

[emeraldrafael]

Two possibilities.

1. You are high, and hallucinating/being paranoid. Stop it.

Love this. that made me laugh fora serious ten minutes and still makes me smile just looking at it. Thank you, that is just what my day needed.

Oka, so yeah, I would say its one of a few things, but really none of them are completely reasonable.

1) As was stated before, you're damned. If its a raven or a crow, feel free to shit yourself now, we'll forgive you.

2) Someone trained this bird to follow you to screw with you. Dont ask me how or why.

3) you have something that interests this bird. Perhaps something you wear/use. Shiny objects or smells can attract birds.

4) this bird is your animalian soul mate. Embrace it, be friend it.

5) (looking at it from the more Native American Spiritual perspective). This is your guiding spirit and protector. It embodies your soul and conscious, reflecting who you are. Fear not of it, but embrace the presence and try to achieve oneness with it.

Honestly, the fifth option is the one that I woul go with, because it happened to me. For the longest time I had a fox stalking me when I went anyhwere where it could go, and it would always be with a few tens of yards. Once it followed me through town. Then it died, but my mom always told me that it was my guiding spirit, and one day I'll meet another embodiment of it. The strange thing is, I believed her, because one day it actually saved me. It was always quiet and I wasnt paying attention so I was about to cross the street and a car was speeding down, going ot run the red light, and it barked. It shocked me that it barked at me (yes, foxes bark), and stopped me, which kept me from walking in front of the car.

 

[Biosophilogical]

You've got worms in your hair. The bird wants them.

You have dreadlocks, which makes it look like You've got worms in your hair. The bird wants them.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Snip

If this is so, make sure that bird doesnt die, or you die.

magic

Because when all reason fails, there is only Magic and God.

 

[Mr.Numbers]

Simple Solution. Buy a slingshot. an ice-cream container helmet and go to WAR with this feathered wraith.

Or, I dunno, ignore it, I guess?

 

[Jodah]

There is one, and only one, explanation :


Edit : I R GUD SPEELR

 

[Mr.Numbers]

There is one, and only one, expanation :

^Agreed


Ammendment to my solution.

Cover the ice cream container with crucifixes and dip all ammunition in Holy Water.

 

[Angerwing]

Get a cat.

 

[Simskiller]

Probably a crow.. I have a hoard of 'em. They follow me around nearly anywhere. Pretty funny tohugh.

Isn't it a "murder" of crows when they are in a group together?

 

[SovietSecrets]

You think a bird is bad? Try being stalked by this thing day and night. My life is hell .

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