being followed/hunted

[KingFall]

@EcksTeaSea

F*ck is that?! Scared me a bit.. for some reason.. >>

OT:
You're fine, man. I've got a Raven following me around most times, at least when I look for it. I feed it bread and things, so it probably likes me. Never really watched to see if it follows me around all the time.. I'll probably start doing that now.
I dunno. Feed it bread? That seems to work. Birds like bread. Nom nom.

 

[gostlyfantom]

try talking to it, if its a raven(is it big?) then you may be able to get a really badass pet and become the most badass badass in the world of badassess

 

[SturmDolch]

If this is true, then it's pretty cool. I would feed it, if I were you.

 

[JWAN]

You must have sex with it to break the tension.

Or stop being so damn paranoid.

 

[Bradd94]

hahaha, ha, ho.
It is at this point you should be asking fellow escapists to begin praying for your immortal soul, lest the devil taketh what his messenger desires.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

It probably loves you. It wants to be with you. The other birds hate it , because it visits strange websides and wears human-costumes. They call it a "skinny" and throw rocks at it.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

You think a bird is bad? Try being stalked by this thing day and night. My life is hell .

Spoiler

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...!

Why did you have to remind me of 'ol Slendy? I'm about to go to bed here in a minute, and now it's going to take that much longer to get to sleep.

But yeah, in all likelihood, you're imagining it. Of course, there's always the possibility that it's an omen. If it's a bad one, then you're in an Edgar Allen Poe poem; you're screwed. If it's a good one, then you're in a poem by Samuel Taylor Coleridge. In that case, do not, under any circumstances, shoot it with a crossbow. It may not be the same species as the original poem, but why risk it?

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

OK internet i need your help. for some reason all day I've been being followed by a largish black bird (i cannot identify it). when i enter a building it just sits in the tree and as i walk around my college campus it just hops from tree to tree following me. i don't feed birds and I've never had a pet one that escaped. so can i hear any reasons for why this is happening, and just saying this, its not cause im crazy, i asked a bunch of random passerby also saw it. also as a speak it is sitting in a tree outside my apartment. this must be what going crazy feels like.

Obviously you have attracted the attention of the Dark One. Did you happen to name him? That is a big no no. Also, watch out for women whose age you can't place and men with cloaks that blend in with the environment.

 

[ApeShapeDeity]

They say that they're the messengers of the dead. Are you doing anything to give like, a dead granny the shits?

Don't discount the 'birds are arseholes' theory either. They seriously are. Often the bigger the bird, the bigger the arsehole it is... Emus. I rest my case.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

It probably loves you. It wants to be with you. The other birds hate it , because it visits strange websides and wears human-costumes. They call it a "skinny" and throw rocks at it.

I just want to let you know... that was really funny.

Aaaannnnd... I need to avoid a low content post.

Boingo boingo whoopsy knickers.

There, that should do the trick.

 

[mcpop9]

You think a bird is bad? Try being stalked by this thing day and night. My life is hell .

Spoiler

fuck no.... please don't bring slender man into this....

OT: feed it, let it become your bad-ass crow pet.

 

[IMakeIce]

1) Confirm its identity as a crow (if you're lucky)
2) Wait for hunting season (late fall around here)
3) Go out of any city limits, and into public land (it will follow)
4) Take out shotgun (gauge and make/model your preference), bird shot or target shot will do fine
5) Open end goes toward bird
6) Season, bread, fry in oil
7) Enjoy

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

Maybe it was someone else's pet bird. If you look like the previous owner it might follow you around.

 

[warrcry13]

It is the Herald of Change. You have the raven god's attention. Expect anything from extra limbs, magical/psychic powers, an alteration of eye and or sight, and the marking of the Flame of Change. It is the Changer of Way's mark. THE RAVEN FLIES!

 

[neonnightlite]

dude, my day is spent studying, going to class, and writing term papers....i have no time to be asserting myself.

I'm sorry, then it's the spawn of Satan. If you want I'm a liscenced exorcist and by that I mean I have a business card.



Tony Capacchione
Exorcist Extraordinare
You get possessed, I take care of the rest

LMAO
OT: Hmm, get a cat?

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

OK internet i need your help. for some reason all day I've been being followed by a largish black bird (i cannot identify it). when i enter a building it just sits in the tree and as i walk around my college campus it just hops from tree to tree following me. i don't feed birds and I've never had a pet one that escaped. so can i hear any reasons for why this is happening, and just saying this, its not cause im crazy, i asked a bunch of random passerby also saw it. also as a speak it is sitting in a tree outside my apartment. this must be what going crazy feels like.

Obviously you have attracted the attention of the Dark One. Did you happen to name him? That is a big no no. Also, watch out for women whose age you can't place and men with cloaks that blend in with the environment.

This. A thousand times this.

The Dark One has eyes everywhere, you know.

The rats.. the birds.. everywhere...

 

[Alon Shechter]

I'm being followed by SLENDER MAN, consider yourself lucky!
Edit: Wait. Someone beat me to the punch.

 

[PrimoThePro]

You've got worms in your hair. The bird wants them.

First thought was bot-flies. I hope the OP doesn't have them... for their own sake.

 

[MintyNinja]

Ravens and Crows have been known to follow sources of food. Ever drop something edible?

Personal story of my friends: Every day after he was done his shift in the kitchen he'd sneak out a bit of bread or a few fries and every day there was a large crow next to his car waiting for him. It was always the same crow, missing the same feathers and with the same white marking. It was pretty awesome.

 

[Scarecrow]

That's really cool man...or not. Because in most cultures, a black bird following you around means your going to die soon.

Good luck with that!