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I don't do that. My friend however, wasn't paying attention in math class and was asked to answer a question. He was playing with his calculator and jumped, looked up and yelled "Over Nine THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!
The correct answer: 9000.35
He does this sort of thing a lot, but it's never been right before.
The correct answer: 9000.35
He does this sort of thing a lot, but it's never been right before.
Oh darn, I read through four pages, hoping no-one had posted that so I could steal the glory of showing it off. Oh well. It's surprisingly well-written too, shame on the marker for giving it 0%.happysock said:I really went to town on this one.
The last one is long but is well worth reading.
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P.S I doubt this is 100% SFW, so read with care if you're worried about that sort of stuff.
one of the online assessments consisted of having to upload pishy dull written assignments designed to teach us how to essentially, copy paste and crap like that. Issue is, in order to actually get a mark, everything needs to be handed in or you get nothing for the whole module (which is the most retarded way of running things). The situation was, i have 15 mins before deadline... scrounge a pathetic point on my useless course, or go to the pub on the last day of my exams....
Taking inspiration from red dwarf, I made an entire page of the words "I am a fish," shoved the image of a hand print onto the next page and handed it in.
Taking inspiration from red dwarf, I made an entire page of the words "I am a fish," shoved the image of a hand print onto the next page and handed it in.
I've heard a couple like that.Taerdin said:A story I hear often: A professor in a philosophy class addresses his students regarding their test. "For your test I want you to prove to me that this chair does not exist" The Professor then takes his chair and places it up on his desk. All the students begin writing all kinds of philosophy principles and ways of thought, theorizing about what it means to truly exist and etc. But one very clever student got full marks for simply writing down "What chair?"
There's one I've heard where the question is "What is courage?" Answer? "This is courage." Apparently got an 100%, duh.
I remember a student said this.
T: What is your new years resolution
S: To destroy.....
T: Thats it you are going to the counselor because you have a very violent mind.
Well Not really
Honestly I have never done anything of the sort that would cause laughs on my answer but I remember when in elementary there were math questions and it said how you would get the answer so I put this to a question like this
What is 24+36*2 then explain
Then I answer after I put the answer right here which is 120
Because 24+36*2 is 120 It is what it is.
T: What is your new years resolution
S: To destroy.....
T: Thats it you are going to the counselor because you have a very violent mind.
Well Not really
Honestly I have never done anything of the sort that would cause laughs on my answer but I remember when in elementary there were math questions and it said how you would get the answer so I put this to a question like this
What is 24+36*2 then explain
Then I answer after I put the answer right here which is 120
Because 24+36*2 is 120 It is what it is.
Uhh, I have nothing to contribute to this thread. But some of these posts really made me laugh, such as the movie review on 2 Girls 1 Cup.
All I see are angry green faces.thebobmaster said:
Not to the level of IdealistCommi, but I thought they were good.
hate to be a buzzkill, but thats not a pun dummy. and i like my version better anywayMrkittycat said:
