Best magic eight ball answer?

[Twisted Zombie]

When you shake a magic eight ball, it is supposed to answer a question you ask it.
What do you think would be the best/funniest answer to come up?

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I'm sleeping with your wife

 

[Neonbob]

Fuck you, go away. Why do you think this piece of floating plastic has the answers you're looking for? Die in a fire.

I would love to see that pop up.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Please shake again.



I JUST SHOOK AGAIN YOU LITTLE BASTARD!

 

[Playbahnosh]

Why do you ask me? I'm just a friggin 8-ball! Get a life, loser...

That.

 

[Segadroid]

"She's a murderer, dumbass."

"Can't you figure that out yourself?"

or

"You sick bastard."

 

[New Troll]

"Outlook Not So Good"

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

"How Do You Keep An Idiot Amused? Please Shake For Answer."

On every single side.

Also

"Outlook Not So Good"

That needs to be followed by "Please Use A Different Email Composer"

 

[manaman]

This smacks up the fortune cookie message thing as well. You know funny fortune cookie messages.

As for me I think joke eight balls exist.

Ah yes here is one: http://www.prankplace.com/jesus.htm

The Buddha ball.

 

[messy]

Should I crack you open and drink the fluid?
Eight ball; Yes

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

"Think, what would a Jedi do?"

"Don't do it, your friends are idiots."

"They're just jealous."

 

[esperandote]

Hi, ADRIAN!

 

[The Rockerfly]

Me- "Should I eat this corpse?"
8 ball- "Yes"
0.o...WTF 8-ball

 

[Gooble]

"Hahahahahaha!!!"
"What are you, stupid?"
"How the hell do you not know that?"

Edit: "My hovercraft is full of eels"

 

[0thello]

"Outlook hazy".

 

[XJ-0461]

"You're making a major life decision based on what a plastic ball tells you to do? Jeez..."

 

[Eternal Entity]

"HARDER!"

"I didn't catch that, speak louder and shake me again."

 

[Cargando]

"HA HA HA HA HAAAA"

 

[DarkFenix]

"hero your health is low do you have any potions or food?"

"I just saved a bunch of money by switching to geico"

"not you again..ugh"

"i was napping jerk off go away"

"she/he is cheating on you"