Best magic eight ball answer?

[Beffudled Sheep]

Magic 8 ball, what should I do now?

I unno... take up crack?

I actually got that in an 8 ball my friend gave me.

 

[CallmeMerry]

"Gone to lunch, back in 15 minutes."
"The cake is a lie."
"I'm not here to judge..."

 

[The Jono]

"Whuh? What am I doing in this ball? Who are you?"

"Do I look like I give a damn?"

"Sod off. I need my sleep too"

"Gone fishing"

"Is that a piano speeding towards you?"

 

[Outamyhead]

Testicles, that is all.

 

[ArcWinter]

"Yes, she was a man. Get over it."

"IT'S THE CONSPIRACY!"

"DO A BARREL ROLL!"

"You're screwed! She actually IS pregnant!"

"Neo was not the One. You are."

 

[Sewer Rat]

Edit: No longer feel all Caps are necessary
Stop shaking me! I get nauseous easily!

 

[Harlemura]

Stop shaking me, I'm starting to feel woozy!

 

[RoboWiz]

"I don't know, ask the ouija board?"

 

[JRCB]

"Just take a look, inside a book, a reading rainbow...."
"FALCON PUNCH"

 

[RoboWiz]

"I'm sorry the person you were trying too call..."

 

[RoboWiz]

I ask: "What would you do for a klondike bar"
Eight ball: "turn myself into an eight ball and answer your stupid questions"

 

[Hoxton]

"ask again later"

 

[Azazcyh]

Should I crack you open and drink the fluid?
Eight ball; Yes

Quoteing scrubs?

"Don't stop shaking me."

 

[G1eet]

http://serverbeach.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/bsod.jpg

 

[goatzilla8463]

-snip-

That would cause mass suicide throughout the retard community.

 

[A random person]

http://serverbeach.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/bsod.jpg

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[PureChaos]

'i'm too hungover, fug off'

 

[G1eet]

http://serverbeach.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/bsod.jpg

/thread

Thank God I wasn't ninja'd.

 

[FalloutJack]

I always imagined Dominic Deegan hanging a sign over his door that reads "Reply hazy, ask again later." whenever he needs to take a break.

 

[Sindre1]

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