Best magic eight ball answer?

[AngloDoom]

Magical 8-Ball filled with Nitroglycerine; it needs no words.

 

[ninjajoeman]

Magical 8-Ball filled with Nitroglycerine; it needs no words.

I loled so hard

 

[timmytom1]

"Sucks to be you"

or

"you`re so FUCKED!!!!!!"

 

[timmytom1]

http://serverbeach.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/bsod.jpg

*Gives cookie to G1eet* Take this you`ve earned it

 

[Halceon]

Hi, ADRIAN!

Or better yet "It's all your fault, ADRIAN!"
And the classic "Well, if you don't know then i'm not going to tell you."

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you ask that.

Help! I'm trapped in a magic eight-ball factory!


This all reminds me of a great LARP-based story I once heard:
Prophet: We have three options. One will save us all, the others may damn us. I can see no more than that.
Mad scientist: Just as well I brought the magic eight-ball then!

 

[Bambi Puce]

"All signs point to 'whatever'."

 

[Hitman 43]

"I dunno, what do you think?"

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

I'm plastic and you think I'm smarter than you?
You're right

 

[Pezzer]

"Duuuuuuude. Why?"

 

[Player 2]

Can't spell fucked without U.

 

[Spirit_Of_Fire]

"Forget about it..." that's what my Desktop 8 ball just said when I clicked it.

 

[Veekter]

"Page Expired"

 

[Daveman]

Anything that isn't vague, like "No"