Best magic eight ball answer?

[Bambi Puce]

"All signs point to 'whatever'."

 

[Hitman 43]

"I dunno, what do you think?"

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

I'm plastic and you think I'm smarter than you?
You're right

 

[Pezzer]

"Duuuuuuude. Why?"

 

[Player 2]

Can't spell fucked without U.

 

[Spirit_Of_Fire]

"Forget about it..." that's what my Desktop 8 ball just said when I clicked it.

 

[Veekter]

"Page Expired"

 

[Daveman]

Anything that isn't vague, like "No"